Funny LeBron James Jokes, 4th Quarter, No Ring, etc.

You have not been on the internet the past couple days if you haven’t seen or read a LeBron James joke. All through out the Mavericks-Heat series my facebook newsfeed was clogged full of LeBron James joking taking shots at how he doesn’t perform in the clutch, he has no rings, etc. We have compiled the best ones from around the internet for your pleasure!

LeBron James was just traded to the Florida Panthers. He should be wildly successful, since in the NHL, there are only 3 periods.

I saw LeBron before the game and I asked for $1. He gave me 75 cents. I said where’s the rest? He replied i don’t have a 4th quarter.

What’s the difference between Saturn and LeBron James? Saturn has rings.

Why did LeBron James get an automatic transmission in his Lamborghini? He’s not good in the clutch.

Why didn’t LeBron James go to college? Because he can’t pass the finals.

What does LeBron James have in common with a fabric store? Neither carries any hardware.

Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. But it only vibrates because it has no rings.

Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.

Tomorrow is Lebron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.

The haters woke up today with their same lives, just as LeBron woke up today with the same no. of championships they have.

If Lebron wanted a ring, he should have stayed in Cleveland and bought one from Terelle Pryor.

What’s the difference between Mike Tyson and Lebron? Tyson never bit off more than he could chew.

 

 

 

 

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Keegan Rush

Keegan Rush

Been following Chicago sports for many years. I have ties to Rockford, Illinois however have since been displaced in North Carolina far from Illinois. I am still an avid fan despite the geographical complications in following my teams. I am known as the internet’s #1 Rex Grossman connoisseur

36 thoughts on “Funny LeBron James Jokes, 4th Quarter, No Ring, etc.

  • June 14, 2011 at 5:26 PM
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    I just want you to know that most of these are half assed / terrible. Most of these jokes are funny if you happened to actually get them right. smh

  • Keegan Rush
    June 14, 2011 at 5:27 PM
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    umad Heat fan? Suck my dirk.

  • June 16, 2011 at 8:02 PM
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    Scientists discovered a new particle, which, due to its instability, vanishes within twelve minutes. It’s called 1 LeBron.

  • June 30, 2011 at 8:32 PM
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    dont make fun of lebron. at least he worked so hard to get here. smd haters

  • July 4, 2011 at 11:18 AM
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    even though im a heat fan i dont really like lebron and think that thes jokes are funny

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  • September 22, 2011 at 6:03 PM
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    fuck lebron and all the heat fans??? LEBRON WILL NEVER OUTBEAT KOBE IN RINGS

  • October 15, 2011 at 9:33 PM
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    lebron is awesome. these jokes are not funny. person obove my post GO TO HELL

  • November 3, 2011 at 12:22 PM
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    ^learn how to spell fag^

  • waldo
    November 3, 2011 at 1:38 PM
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    LeBron is good, but will never be MJ and all these jokes make sense. AWESOME!

    BTW I’m not a fan of LeBron.

  • November 13, 2011 at 11:30 AM
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    Hahahahaha I found all these jokes to be VERY funny…

  • November 19, 2011 at 3:20 PM
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    How many LeBrons does it take to change a light bulb? I don’t know, but he’s gay.

  • December 4, 2011 at 8:12 AM
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    its gonna be a shame the day lebron wins a title then we have to erase all these jokes :(

  • December 7, 2011 at 12:47 PM
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    Of course the jokes are funny. If you can’t laugh at them you’re taking this way too seriously. Lebron engenders these and others (traveling jokes) because without even a smattering of truth they wouldn’t have any reference to him alone. Facts: he hasn’t won anything, he disappears in the fourth quarter, he gags under pressure, he’s a crybaby who believes he’s never committed a foul, he takes too many steps with great frequency, he’s a major flopper, but yet, he’s given star treatment by the officials. It’s no wonder these sting (and stick). Wade has proven to be untouchable by the same officials – he gets bailed out of bad shots by refs who send him to the line when no fouls have occurred. If Wade gets picked off a play, the screener gets called for a foul even if he’s been standing in one place for 18 of the 24 seconds. Watch the Youtube videos for all of this stuff.

  • December 14, 2011 at 4:59 PM
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    If clevland wanted lebron so bad they should have thrown in a CPR lesson so he wouldn’t choke

  • January 3, 2012 at 2:24 PM
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    Lebron might be going south but his moms still riding west

  • January 5, 2012 at 10:06 AM
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    fick all u.. lebron is alsome

  • January 22, 2012 at 5:51 PM
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    Why doesn’t the apple fall far from the tree?
    LeBron chokes in the playoffs, and his mom chokes on delonte!!

  • March 18, 2012 at 9:05 AM
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    I hope LeBron hits a game-winning three in game 7 of the finals just so all haters can suck a dick

  • April 20, 2012 at 3:42 PM
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    Lebron does suck, just because he averages more points than Kobe at games, does not mean he will get an onion ring just quit it has been too long Dallas beat u in the playoffs haahah

  • May 15, 2012 at 1:37 PM
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    Aye I heard that Wade has to learn the heimlich before the finals or he’s getting released.

  • May 15, 2012 at 8:01 PM
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    b—- suck my d—- I am better than Kobe JK I suck hahahahahaha

  • June 5, 2012 at 9:05 PM
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    Lebron: Kobe, I think the time is right. I’m going to propose to my fiance tonight.

    Kobe: With what?

  • June 5, 2012 at 9:15 PM
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    oops, meant girlfriend.

  • June 7, 2012 at 9:17 AM
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    You guys should just quit it and shut up because at least Lebron made into the NBA. You haters won’t stand a chance you guys wont even make your high school team!

  • June 8, 2012 at 9:13 PM
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    everybody put their phone on lebron mode….no ring

  • June 11, 2012 at 5:52 PM
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    lebron james is the 2nd best player in the game behind KD but comparing LeBron to Kobe is like comparing Kobe to MJ no challenge…

  • June 22, 2012 at 4:01 PM
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    I hope you all feel dum cuz lebron does have a RING now KD is the Lebron of the NBA NO RING!!!

  • July 23, 2012 at 11:31 PM
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    lebron got a ring now so get off his dick

  • January 4, 2013 at 9:04 PM
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    Wow. Everyone is jelious of him. He is a beast get over yourself

  • May 23, 2013 at 12:03 PM
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    lebron might of went to miami but he left his hair line in cleveland

  • June 4, 2013 at 6:09 AM
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    Lol all lebron lovers tipical ….hay call me when he gets 6 … because wade will have 7

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