Rex Grossman says Redskins Will Win NFC East, Society Says He’s Drunk
Oh, you magical being you. Former Bears QB Rex Grossman has made a splash in the media in the last 24 hours. This time he’s in the news for something other than his wildly accurate, rocket cannon for an arm. Grossman has said that the Redskins will win the NFC East.
“We’re just waiting in the wings ready to take over the NFC East. Nobody’s talking about us, it’s right where we wanna be. You look at us from top to bottom out here, there’s a bunch of great players. And we don’t need people saying we’re the best right now. But when it’s all said and done, I really feel like this team’s gonna win the [NFC] East.”
Grossman then went on to discuss the Bears 06” super bowl team. A team that will forever keep Grossman slightly relevant due to his ties.
“I look around, this offense from top to bottom is better than that offense I had in Chicago,” Grossman said. “The defense is gonna make a ton of strides this year. I know they are. It’s gonna be fun. I know we’re gonna be a good team.”
With all of these statements coming from Rex Grossman, I believe it’s time for society to step in. As a former lieutenant general in the Rex Grossman, Fuck it I’m going Deep Fan Club, I think it’s my duty to inform Rex…..you’re drunk.
With the stock market problems, John Beck throwing flashy passes in practice, and Albert Haynesworth losing weight in New England, there is a lot on Grossman’s mind right now. The only alternative seems to be his flask. Grossman has been seen outside his house heavily drinking and throwing footballs with a camcorder recording each epic pass.
Grossman’s ill guided
passses comments seem to be stemming from much deeper psychological issues.
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