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    Best, Funny, Offensive, and Clever Generic Fantasy Football Team Names for 2012

    • by Keegan Rush
    • August 12, 2012

    Every year we publish a list of funny fantasy football team names and, usually the list includes many puns having to do with player names. You’ve heard the ones such as “Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe” and “The Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi”. Well here is a list that isn’t packed full of those player name puns! Enjoy.

    While this list does not include player name puns, it does include random, possibly offensive, pop-culture references and a handful of wonderfully placed The League references.

    Our other list that we linked to in the first sentence of the article has our 2012 player name puns in it. This list has more generic names. Some may be offensive…so if you get hurt feelings easily, I Suggest you stop reading.

    • The Bath Salt Buffet
    • Joe Pa’s Faux Pas
    • Bye Week
    • The Titsburg Feelers
    • Liter of Cola
    • Gotham Rogues
    • System of a First Down
    • The Moe Lesters
    • Password is Taco
    • Multiple Scoreosis
    • TouchDowns Syndrome
    • Punts with a C
    • Fear Boners
    • Greendale Human Beings
    • Victorious Secret
    • WWNPHD (What would Neil Patrick Harris Do?)
    • Coat Hanger Assassins
    • Im Thinking RBs
    • Purple Headed Yogurt Slingers
    • King in the North
    • Game of Endzones
    • Renly’s Rear Guard
    • You Throw Nothing, Tebow
    • The Direwolves
    • Theon Greyjoy and the Horn Blowing Cunts
    • Sacks and the City
    • Throw the Jew Down the Well 
    • Bieberhole 69′s
    • Schrinkage
    • I am the Danger

    Tags: Best Fantasy Football Team Names for 2012FEATUREDNon Player Name Pun List

    Keegan Rush

    — Keegan Rush

    Been following Chicago sports for many years. I have ties to Rockford, Illinois however have since been displaced in North Carolina far from Illinois. I am still an avid fan despite the geographical complications in following my teams. I am known as the internet’s #1 Rex Grossman connoisseur

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    14 Comments

    1. Ashley Harper says:
      August 19, 2012 at 9:13 PM

      How do you all like my new team name.. “FREE BREASTON PLANTS”??

    2. Tony Polek says:
      August 20, 2012 at 10:32 AM

      “UthrolikeaTEBOW”???

    3. matt shackelfurd says:
      August 20, 2012 at 5:25 PM

      Td’s to Luck on

    4. Thomas says:
      August 25, 2012 at 12:42 PM

      Slap her with you Peterson

    5. Tony says:
      August 27, 2012 at 6:30 AM

      EAT A VICK!!

    6. James De Guzman says:
      August 28, 2012 at 9:41 PM

      Coffee, Tea, or RGIII?

    7. Chris Buckner says:
      August 29, 2012 at 11:22 AM

      Two Mannings One Cup

    8. Kevin wisor says:
      September 6, 2012 at 12:09 AM

      Stewart Scott’s Eye in one league and my keeper league name is Captain Red Wing

    9. Rick says:
      September 7, 2012 at 7:48 AM

      That’s my Dick Jauron

    10. Pat says:
      September 7, 2012 at 2:42 PM

      Art Modead, too soon?

    11. marcos says:
      September 12, 2012 at 8:20 PM

      Big and Juicy TD’s

    12. Joe says:
      September 29, 2012 at 1:39 PM

      I found the best new site with thousands of fantasy team names for all sports including football, baseball, basketball and more. BestFantasyTeamNames.com. They are ranked and categorized and you can vote or submit your own. Check it out. http://bestfantasyteamnames.com/

    13. Naming your Baby | cmillaaar18's Blog says:
      October 2, 2012 at 9:32 PM

      [...] Many leagues, much like mine, are an excuse for boys to be boys. It’s a culture where the guys can get away from their wives and girlfriend and literally treat each other like dirt.  Make fun of people’s teams, and often question each other’s manhood.  In this league I am describing, team names are of the utmost importance.  Most of us have teams names that make fun of each other, while others are just repulsive.  We have “The Dirty Sanchez’s” which comes from their quarterback being New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez. If you know anything about football you would have to know that The Dirty Sanchez’s sit comfortably in last place.  Then we have “Stafford Infection”, names after Detroit Lions QB Matthew Stafford.  Those aren’t so bad right?  Well, spoiler alert!  They get much worse, but I won’t subject you to that; so if you want to see the list of the most offensive fantasy football team names you can go to http://www.chicitysports.com/2012/08/12/best-funny-offensive-and-clever-generic-fantasy-football-tea…. [...]

    14. Josh says:
      December 4, 2012 at 3:57 AM

      Double O Tebow. Weapons is Ass Destruction.
      Golden Taint. Truck Nuts. Sandusky’s kids. Backwoods brain hangers. Waiver Order 1.

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