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    OT: Will the Bears having an openly homosexual QB make you closeted gays(not a bad thing!) finally come out? [Gay Sex Only: Dongbears welcomed]

    Just difficult to imagine a grown man holding on fervently to the insult "soppy pussy" unless it was used against him, profusely. Like R. Lee Ermey must have show up and labeled poor Sparty with the soppy pussy label as a joke and it stuck. I hope one day a Woman says to me "Baby u want dis...
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    OT: Will the Bears having an openly homosexual QB make you closeted gays(not a bad thing!) finally come out? [Gay Sex Only: Dongbears welcomed]

    Do you think they called him a soppy pussy when he washed out? I don't see how soppy pussy is a better insult than just pussy if you're going that route. But I can imagine a disgusted officer observing a crying washout recruit and saying "Look at that soppy fucking pussy" It always kinda...
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    ***OFFICIAL*** What are you watching right now?

    Okay that sounds worthy of my time considering I did watch Last Samurai many times lol. Last Samurai is genius marketing for an American audience IMO. What boy-man who loved that movie/time period didn't want to be that white guy who gets to immerse himself in Samurai culture? I am surprised...
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    4 QB 3 WR 1OT scenario

    "His hit new song.... Will You Willie My Beavers" Oh Willie Willie Willie, you WILLIE my BEAVERS! Oh Willie Willie Willie, you Willie my BEAVERS! Comin down the street singin' WILLIE WILLIE WILLIE WONT YA WILLIE MY BEAVERS!
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    OT: Will the Bears having an openly homosexual QB make you closeted gays(not a bad thing!) finally come out? [Gay Sex Only: Dongbears welcomed]

    Lots of people still bathing in that Catholic shame porn from the 1960s-2000s. Someone calls you gay as an insult just double down and ask if they'd like to suck your dick. If they escalate to violence they were going to do so anyways, and now you see it coming a mile away.
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    What Are You Playing Right Now? (Gaming Thread)

    I've been playing Helldivers 2 lately. Its a game you can enjoy some while solo or dropping in to other squads. But the most fun is when you're in a squad with similarly level'd players on a decently challenging mission. Level 20+ guys play Medium and often I lay around while they call in...
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    ***OFFICIAL*** What are you watching right now?

    I haven't watched a new show since Severance Season 1, for context. Does Shogun have that cloying modern society vibe stuck in the middle of 17th century or did they actually make it 100% feudal Japan? Shogun Total War was the first video game I absolutely loved, so this one intrigued me, but...
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    4 QB 3 WR 1OT scenario

    100% Legendary to me. The man belongs in the HoF IMO.
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    4 QB 3 WR 1OT scenario

    I still like Willie Beavers, even all these years later.
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    I applaud DanielCCS Bears

    Lol people still call him Biff.
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    Official "420" thread [No Political Talk]

    I asked a friend about this because Indiana was within range for a new home. No weed is a deal-breaker, but I do understand Indiana here. Its very obvious the FEDERAL govt needs to get off its ass and pass FEDERAL law to govern the sale, tax, and other legal corner cases of marijuana...
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    NFL teams vote for XFL style kickoffs

    Main Quest: Complete all optional quests before returning to football. Optional Quests: 1. Add 900% to the sheer quantity of NFL programming 2. Have 70% of NFL sideline reporters be over-40 Women 3. A Youtube video of a girl actively showing why we gender and often size our sports teams 4...
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    NFL teams vote for XFL style kickoffs

    The NFL was better with the concussions. There, I said it.
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    NFL teams vote for XFL style kickoffs

    This guy has the right ideas. You fuckers take notice.
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    NFL teams vote for XFL style kickoffs

    I enjoyed watching kicks go out the back of the endzone over and over. It got my pussy wet as f*ck.
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    NFL teams vote for XFL style kickoffs

    Oh and all this NFL talk reminded me of Taylor Swift, Air Fryers, and feet washing. Wanted to share this random bit of non-NFL stuff cuz that's the NFL now, everything everywhere all at once. Plz subscribe to my OnlyFans and use my coupon code for free 5$ bet on a 500$ bet at any place where...
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    NFL teams vote for XFL style kickoffs

    I worry all that free space could become dangerous, what with all the running. Would it be possible to ban running too fast as well?
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    A message from Olin

    Sounds like orc mischief to me.
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    A message from Olin

    Was he like a pre-Hunter-Hillenmeyer?
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    A message from Olin

    Somewhere there's a stupid book Ginny makes them live by. And it says something like: 1. Get Offensive Line in Free Agency its free! 2. Get a QB high in the draft, they are cheap! 3. Draft DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE 4. Sell beer! 5. Enjoy being NFL Owner now! Oline is kinda right.
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