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  1. Samurai

    Red Wings @ Blackhawks IGT 3/6 at 4:00 p.m.

    Don't be so sure...Johnny Bench is one helluva goalie.
  2. Samurai

    Red Wings @ Blackhawks IGT 3/6 at 4:00 p.m.

    Jeebus, it took 21 seconds for Kane to score? There's no way it should take that long.
  3. Samurai

    Red Wings @ Blackhawks IGT 3/6 at 4:00 p.m.

    Mashinter (sick) out, Panik & Rozsival in. In other words, nothing to report.
  4. Samurai

    Blackhawks @ Bruins IGT 3/3 at 6:00 p.m.

    See what you've done, now I was forced to go and find one of my favorite lines in the history of TV... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qzRSU2NWmE
  5. Samurai

    Blackhawks @ Bruins IGT 3/3 at 6:00 p.m.

    No, but the Jesus does...
  6. Samurai

    Blackhawks @ Bruins IGT 3/3 at 6:00 p.m.

    True, but Sharp always stays Darling.
  7. Samurai

    Blackhawks @ Bruins IGT 3/3 at 6:00 p.m.

    This ain't over! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now.
  8. Samurai

    Blackhawks @ Bruins IGT 3/3 at 6:00 p.m.

    I'd love to see another gif of midget-head Raaaaask doing something idiotic. Well done DMelt. Also, I will give a crisp new $100 bill to the first Hawks player that cross-checks Marchand in the larynx...or his "face".
  9. Samurai

    Blackhawks @ Red Wings IGT 3/2 at 7:00 p.m.

    Apparently, they were all a hoot. Everybody loved them locals...well...almost everyone. The site won't let me pull an embedded version, so here's the site. The audio plays automatically, and is as funny as it gets...especially the last few seconds...
  10. Samurai

    Blackhawks @ Red Wings IGT 3/2 at 7:00 p.m.

    :roll: That's the hardest I've loffed at a gif in a while.
  11. Samurai

    Blackhawks @ Red Wings IGT 3/2 at 7:00 p.m.

    Yeah, Isis boy was caught at the border with a Leatherman multi-tool, some Strike-King spinnerbaits and 3 dozen condoms. Due to the 2004 National Treasures Act, they had no choice but to deny his exit, and confiscate his plunder..
  12. Samurai

    Blackhawks @ Red Wings IGT 3/2 at 7:00 p.m.

    Goddamn you...that made me loff. Now knock it off, this is a serious game.
  13. Samurai

    Blackhawks @ Red Wings IGT 3/2 at 7:00 p.m.

    Doc Emrick is calling the game, not downs-face Kenny. Woo-Hoo!
  14. Samurai

    Blackhawks @ Red Wings IGT 3/2 at 7:00 p.m.

    True. That aside...
  15. Samurai

    Blackhawks @ Red Wings IGT 3/2 at 7:00 p.m.

    There's a LW in The Kings system named Pete Piper. In the off season, he works at his Dad's pepper farm in Arizona, where they make gourmet hot sauce. Apparently, he's the best picker in the state.
  16. Samurai

    Trade Deadline Talk

    Bingo. There's a great overlooked song on Kansas' Leftoverture called "Miracles Out Of Nowhere". If Stan ever has a biography written about him, there should be a chapter called just that...if not the book itself. Ahh what the hell, here's the song. 70's American prog-rock at it's finest...
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