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I spent a lot of time today contemplating how I could bring more value add to this forum based upon my vast experience and knowledge. So, I thought, the nitwits here probably play golf (poorly) and could benefit from someone that played to a mid single digit. Besides that I was a Board member of a private club for 7 year, Golf Chairman, club Vice President, chairman of the membership committee and member of the ground and greens committee. During my time I created or oversaw many millions worth of projects and renovations. I also created one of the top Golf and Caddie programs in America. In my spare time, I became a master club builder.

So, whether it's a company scramble or round of golf with your hack father in law, I'm here to answer all your questions. I'm here to serve
 

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  1. Columbus Blue Jackets
I agree.

Hybrid or 3 iron?
For me, it's a hybrid, but I do hit the 3 iron well. The hybrid gives you a couple extra options like putting off the green in deeper grass or long fairway bunker shots. For a lessor player it's definitely a hybrid for contact and higher ball flight reasons
 

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How do you produce a flat drive off the tee?

If you slice it onto another fairway and piss off another golfer, lead with the jab or right cross?
 

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Omelet's best stroke is the Mulligan. He nails at least a dozen of those per round.
 

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Sounds like copy and paste....my favorite
 

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Omelet's best stroke is the Mulligan. He nails at least a dozen of those per round.


Are you implying ommy cheats at golf? That checks out.

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look at how Willy Loman draft dodger spends his retirement. He really wants to meet another one of us at Denny's for 'golfing lessons.'
 

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Are you implying ommy cheats at golf? That checks out.

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People that cheat at golf are generally ostracized. Generally not trusted on the course and off, too. So I find Ommy’s love of the game and alleged skill at odds with his undying love and respect for said Commander in Cheat.

Playing golf today, weather looks to be fantastic.
 

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