Do not buy the Cody Parkey symapthy tour

Toast88

Well-known member
Joined:
May 10, 2014
Posts:
12,655
Liked Posts:
12,841
Watching these kickers the past couple of weeks routinely nail 45-50 yarders like it’s nothing makes me damn pissed that the Bears had Parkey.

If they have any of these other guys, the Bears are probably still playing.
 

JD Trendleton

Active member
Joined:
Nov 30, 2018
Posts:
1,217
Liked Posts:
230
Location:
Bangor, Maine.
My favorite teams
  1. LA Clippers
  1. Chicago Bears
  1. Florida Gators
Zuerlin out there kicking 50 yarders to tie and 57 yarders to win and our bum fuk kicker can't even hit a 40 yarder. Someone tell me why this loser is still on the roster again?
 

PrideisBears

Bully Mod
Staff member
Donator
CCS Hall of Fame '21
Joined:
Jun 20, 2010
Posts:
38,295
Liked Posts:
32,946
Location:
In the mod forum planning your ban
Zuerlin out there kicking 50 yarders to tie and 57 yarders to win and our bum fuk kicker can't even hit a 40 yarder. Someone tell me why this loser is still on the roster again?

Parkey misses extra points. A 40 yarder is almost impossible
 

WindyCity

CCS Hall of Fame
Donator
CCS Hall of Fame '19
Joined:
Dec 12, 2011
Posts:
30,816
Liked Posts:
35,721
The Parkey contract may be Paces worst.

The Glennon deal coast 2x as much but cost the Bears 0 important games.

The Parkey contract cost 9 million and that is the only reason he was still around by the payoffs.
 

baselman1974

CCS Donator
Donator
Joined:
Sep 26, 2014
Posts:
3,051
Liked Posts:
3,034
Location:
Palos Hills, IL
My favorite teams
  1. Chicago Cubs
  1. Chicago Bulls
  1. Chicago Bears
  1. Chicago Blackhawks
  1. Illinois Fighting Illini
The Parkey contract may be Paces worst.

The Glennon deal coast 2x as much but cost the Bears 0 important games.

The Parkey contract cost 9 million and that is the only reason he was still around by the payoffs.

Glennon helped the Bears get Roquan Smith and Khalil Mack. Glennon is the Bears MVP for 2017.
 

CaptnSUG

BANNED
Joined:
Oct 5, 2018
Posts:
1,320
Liked Posts:
74
Location:
Wellington NZ
The Parkey contract may be Paces worst.

The Glennon deal coast 2x as much but cost the Bears 0 important games.

The Parkey contract cost 9 million and that is the only reason he was still around by the payoffs.

Glennon was safely cut after one season. Honestly, it wasn't a bad deal. I don't think it really came at the cost of anything. Glennon was a bad player it turned out but what if he wasn't? What if the Bears could've had a golden asset to recoup draft picks.

It's like the Faboluje and Jordan Morgan picks. The execution just didn't work out but the thought behind it was sound. I hope Pace keeps making those types of moves.
 

botfly10

CCS Donator
Donator
Joined:
Jun 19, 2011
Posts:
32,872
Liked Posts:
26,846
[video=youtube;eY52Zsg-KVI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY52Zsg-KVI&t=2181s[/video]
 

CaptnSUG

BANNED
Joined:
Oct 5, 2018
Posts:
1,320
Liked Posts:
74
Location:
Wellington NZ
I'll never get over this and I'll never accept the fact I'll never get over it.
 

Doubledown

Well-known member
Joined:
Aug 20, 2012
Posts:
6,243
Liked Posts:
2,871
Pace wanted an “upgrade” to Gould, ended up probably keeping the Bears from made a SB trip this season..
 

Bear Pride

Bears Gonna Shock the World!
Joined:
Aug 28, 2012
Posts:
10,616
Liked Posts:
3,075
Fuck Parkey! Bears can't ship his ass out of town fast enough, imo.
 

JD Trendleton

Active member
Joined:
Nov 30, 2018
Posts:
1,217
Liked Posts:
230
Location:
Bangor, Maine.
My favorite teams
  1. LA Clippers
  1. Chicago Bears
  1. Florida Gators
Just thrilled, so excited, can't wait to have Parkey back next season. Super Bowl here we come!
 

Top