You pretty much nailed it. I wonder what went through Parkey's mind before that kick. "I'm going to nail this shit" or "This could be my last kick in the NFL."How about the guy PRACTICED and bothered to put in the work to live up to his contract? Instead he complains about fucking traffic. Its unreal that he's getting all this cover. The guy took the money from the Bears and ran, not giving a fuck the whole way.
I dont think he feels terrible at all. He got his money, even if he's cut (which he will be). His last fuck you will be a nice $4m cap hit on the way out. He just knew the only way he leaves that locker room alive is if he cowers in weakness. He knows he never steps foot in that stadium again what does he care. All it takes is an hour or so of crocodile tears then he's home free.
I hope this follows him for life in every airport and restaurant the guy goes to. The more I think about this the more I realize the con he pulled.