Led Zeppelin......ranking the albums

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Back when Omelet would suit up for another week of selling Amway door-to-door, his fellow salesmen would put on some Zeppelin to warm up. Omelet would scoff at them and go out to his car and listen to Eddie Money on his 8-track
 

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Back when Omelet would suit up for another week of selling Amway door-to-door, his fellow salesmen would put on some Zeppelin to warm up. Omelet would scoff at them and go out to his car and listen to Eddie Money on his 8-track

Ommy still sings "Take me home tonight" to his male nurse as hes being wheeled from the bingo hall to his room in the nursing home.
 

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I think anyone posting ITT would kill ommy in music trivia, he clearly doesn't know shit.

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Ummmmmmmm. Sorry I love led zep but Cream was amazing. Ginger Baker >>>>>>>>> john Bonham.
Yes Cream had their moments but ginger baker was not the drummer Bohnam was.
 

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The Who – The Who are a classic rock band best known for their mega-selling album Tommy
Tommy is a rock opera centered around a child with “special needs”, a role Roger Daltrey was born to play.
Notable Accomplishments: Married the thrill of rock and roll with the yawn inducing boredom of opera; Managed to continue touring after every founding member had died of an overdose; Wrote a classic song for television crime drama CSI: Miami consisting entirely of the following lyrics, “YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Why They’re Good:
Who’s Next is a stellar rock album, and a perfect example of what bands should aim for when in the studio. Track after track of blistering rock played loud and well. Also, Keith Moon played drums like a six-armed alien from planet Fuckyeah.

Why They’re Not As Good As Led Zeppelin:
Pete Townshend. You can ignore his idiotic public interviews and statements (although if you do, don’t ignore the one where he claims to be a woman), and although I don’t understand why people would do this, I guess you can also ignore the fact that he was caught purchasing child pornography. Seriously. He claimed he was “doing research”. Uh-huh. Try this line the next time you get caught playing with yourself and see how believable that is.

But what you can’t ignore is the fact that Pete Towshend was batshit insanely in love with the dreaded “concept album” (cue scary music). After Tommy, he attempted a reprise with Lifehouse, which was so fucked up and incomprehensible that he finally admitted that even he didn’t know what it was about. They stripped away the bullshit, and Who’s Next was the result. Yet he somehow never quite figured out that the Special person concepts he kept coming up with got in the way with what little good music he had left in him. Hey, Pete, here’s a concept for you: A bunch of good, loud, rocking songs that are held together by the fact that no one has to listen to you screech some bullshit narrative about a crippled kid while enjoying them. That, by the way, is called a rock album.
 

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You need cooling
Baby I'm not fooling
I'm gonna send ya
Back to schooling
A-way down inside
A-honey you need it
I'm gonna give you my love
I'm gonna give you my love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
You've been learning
Um baby I been learning
All them good times baby, baby
I've been year-yearning
A-way, way down inside
A-honey you need-ah
I'm gonna give you my love, ah
I'm gonna give you my love, ah oh
Whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
You've been cooling
And baby I've been drooling
All the good times, baby
I've been misusing
A-way, way down inside
I'm gonna give ya my love
I'm gonna give ya every inch of my love
I'm gonna give ya my love
Hey!…


Cringeworthy.........And sung by a singer that reminds what a cat in heat might sound like if it had a broken hip...........
 

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I wish my band sucked as much as Led Zeppelin does
 

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Best musicians in world think Zeppelin sucks. 21 year old fan boys disagree. LOLLOLOLO
 

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If any of you wondered why Omelet adores Clapton, it is due to this speech by Clapton in Birmingham in 1976:

"Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands … So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country … I don’t want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white … The black wogs and coons and Arabs and f*cking Jamaicans don’t belong here, we don’t want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don’t want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man … This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for f*ck’s sake? … Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!”

Not only is Omelet a racist draft dodger, but he has exquisitely shitty taste in music.
 

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If any of you wondered why Omelet adores Clapton, it is due to this speech by Clapton in Birmingham in 1976:

"Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands … So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country … I don’t want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white … The black wogs and coons and Arabs and f*cking Jamaicans don’t belong here, we don’t want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don’t want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man … This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for f*ck’s sake? … Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!”

Not only is Omelet a racist draft dodger, but he has exquisitely shitty taste in music.


I had to look that up, I had no idea Clapton was such a fucked up mess, ommy level fucked up.
 

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Good thing Clapton never ripped off any Blues dudes!
The difference is that Clapton "covered" blues songs, while Zeppelin took major components of other's songs then reconfigured as their own and took author credit. That's why Zeppelin is sued so much
 

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