Who Is Going to Try the Cody Parker Challenge?

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At work so will not open. I presume hitting the 43-yarder? I can hit 50 regularly but line driving it so I would get it blocked every damn time in the NFL.

However, if the challenge involves hitting the upright as many times as Parkey, NO one will be claiming that free beer. Parkey is king of missing by upright doinks and no human comes close. Case closed.
 

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How exactly does it work? Are they giving free beer for a year for anyone who makes it and having anyone come stand in line? If so, they’re going to be giving out a lot of free beer. Could backfire after their tough guy “let’s see you try” routine on social media.

EDIT: Looks like they say “spots are limited”, but don’t go into further detail on how limited. They say, “Winner must pick up prize at Fulton Street Brewery”.

Does that mean there’ll only be one winner? Lame. Cowards.
 

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If they allowed me to choose a different brewery that I'd get the free beer from, I'd try it.

For Goose Island? No thank you.
 

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I played soccer a few years in high school. I bet I could hit a 43 yard field goal with ease!
 

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I'd trade the Goose Island lifetime supply to someone for a couple of cases of Carlsberg or Grolsch.
 

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I'd trade the Goose Island lifetime supply to someone for a couple of cases of Carlsberg or Grolsch.

Oh LIFETIME free beer. That ruined my joke with Rory.

Why trade lifetime supply for 2 cases? Now I never had Goose Island, but I would try it and see if I liked it or sold it for a profit for lifetime extra cashflow.
 
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Did we really need a thread that turns into old fogies relieving their high school football "glory days"?

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That dude is appearing on the TODAY show to try to capitalize on his miss. What a piece of shit.
 

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If I were parkey I'd sign up; wouldn't that be ironic if he hit the upright attempting this
 

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