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    32 hours? hole E sheet! Did they crumble when you took them out of the bag? Did you pan fry them too?
    It was like filet mignon

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    It was like filet mignon
    It wasn't cooked at all. Enjoy your HIV.

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    It was like filet mignon
    did you go green pepper and onion? what did you chop it up with?

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    Hes Chicagos new Steve Bartman of the Cubs infamy!
    Get over Bartman Leo!

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    Parkey is way way way worse than Bartman.

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    Fuck Cody Parkey, that is all.

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    Thereís a video clip of him getting booed while running off the field thatís being shared like itís unfair to him or something.

    Itís not.

    Thatís what happens when youíre bad at your job and fail. It comes with the territory.

    Iíd be booing too if I were there. What are they supposed to do? Heís sucked all year and cost them a playoff run.


    Iím not going to feel sorry for him, and I donít think itís harsh. If he comes back, there will be a march on Halas Hall.

    The Bears should get a kicker who doesnít have to be forced to go practice his craft. What a fucking joke.

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    Get Gould somehow. He was at the damn game too.


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    Thereís a video clip of him getting booed while running off the field thatís being shared like itís unfair to him or something.

    Itís not.

    Thatís what happens when youíre bad at your job and fail. It comes with the territory.

    Iíd be booing too if I were there. What are they supposed to do? Heís sucked all year and cost them a playoff run.


    Iím not going to feel sorry for him, and I donít think itís harsh. If he comes back, there will be a march on Halas Hall.

    The Bears should get a kicker who doesnít have to be forced to go practice his craft. What a fucking joke.
    I know right.

    For fucks sake every idiot knows kicking in Soldier Field is a little different than most places. Commuting issues getting to soldier field lol wtf, Beyond that it seems like even other kickers don't have the problems he does and they don't even get as much time there as him. He's just not cut out for this pro football thing.

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    That is because everyone knew it was going to happen. Executive of the year should go to Ballard. Pace was great but this one signing ruined everything. Bears win this one and I think they had an excellent shot at the Super Bowl. No other team left in the NFC has a good oline like the Eagles have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IBleedBearsBlood View Post
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    Get Gould somehow. He was at the damn game too.


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    Fuuuuck...wish we could've put in Gould for that last kick.

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    The fact that he's not been proclaimed deceased is encouraging. I surely thought it was possible but I'm glad no one was hurt. Don't get me wrong I hope he never dons a bear uniform again, but death threats? It's just a game and we can only blame the gm for signing a kicker like he's the best for having 1 good season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bears26 View Post
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    That is because everyone knew it was going to happen. Executive of the year should go to Ballard. Pace was great but this one signing ruined everything. Bears win this one and I think they had an excellent shot at the Super Bowl. No other team left in the NFC has a good oline like the Eagles have.
    Yup, it was the toughest game the Bears would've had the whole post-season. Kicker blew it. Cant fucking believe it.

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    There’s a video clip of him getting booed while running off the field that’s being shared like it’s unfair to him or something.

    It’s not.

    That’s what happens when you’re bad at your job and fail. It comes with the territory.

    I’d be booing too if I were there. What are they supposed to do? He’s sucked all year and cost them a playoff run.
    Because the first thing Cody Parkey knew to do was get in the locker room and to "handle it like a pro" in front of the media. He knew in the aftermath of this perception in the media would be everything and that was top of his mind. Now all these spineless reporters are out here making excuses for him and pillorying fans for what...having the audacity to boo the guy?

    Honestly, the way he's being defended makes me hate Parkey even more. This guy is such a little fucking weasel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptnSUG View Post
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    Because the first thing Cody Parkey knew to do was get in the locker room and to "handle it like a pro" in front of the media. He knew in the aftermath of this perception in the media would be everything and that was top of his mind. Now all these spineless reporters are out here making excuses for him and pillorying fans for what...having the audacity to boo the guy?

    Honestly, the way he's being defended makes me hate Parkey even more. This guy is such a little fucking weasel.
    He sucked all the right D's, this ain't his first rodeo.

    But seriously fuck the media, how about apologizing to your teammates first and dealing with that you fucking trash can.

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    There's no way the fans can get emotionally invested again if hes not released...

    Fuck that guy... and I mean that in the nicest way possible

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD Trendleton View Post
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    He sucked all the right D's, this ain't his first rodeo.

    But seriously fuck the media, how about apologizing to your teammates first and dealing with that you fucking trash can.
    How about the guy PRACTICED and bothered to put in the work to live up to his contract? Instead he complains about fucking traffic. Its unreal that he's getting all this cover. The guy took the money from the Bears and ran, not giving a fuck the whole way.

    I dont think he feels terrible at all. He got his money, even if he's cut (which he will be). His last fuck you will be a nice $4m cap hit on the way out. He just knew the only way he leaves that locker room alive is if he cowers in weakness. He knows he never steps foot in that stadium again what does he care. All it takes is an hour or so of crocodile tears then he's home free.

    I hope this follows him for life in every airport and restaurant the guy goes to. The more I think about this the more I realize the con he pulled.

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    It would be different if he was actually good during the regular season. Bottom 5 kicker in the league regular season and playoff choker. Pace must've fell for his "good guy" act. Nothing about that guy's performances in the past warranted the contract he got. His agent must've had the Bears bidding against themselves.

    I bet Mr. Upright practiced at Soldier Field for 1 week after the city got on him then stopped going. Just lazy, smug, and a douche for how bad he is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptnSUG View Post
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    How about the guy PRACTICED and bothered to put in the work to live up to his contract? Instead he complains about fucking traffic. Its unreal that he's getting all this cover. The guy took the money from the Bears and ran, not giving a fuck the whole way.

    I dont think he feels terrible at all. He got his money, even if he's cut (which he will be). His last fuck you will be a nice $4m cap hit on the way out. He just knew the only way he leaves that locker room alive is if he cowers in weakness. He knows he never steps foot in that stadium again what does he care. All it takes is an hour or so of crocodile tears then he's home free.

    I hope this follows him for life in every airport and restaurant the guy goes to. The more I think about this the more I realize the con he pulled.
    You pretty much nailed it. I wonder what went through Parkey's mind before that kick. "I'm going to nail this shit" or "This could be my last kick in the NFL."

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    "I thought I hit a great ball and was trying to play the wind," Parkey said. "There's really no answer to it. I didn't make it. I take that loss on me. The sun is going to shine tomorrow, but unfortunately this one is going to sting for a while."

    What a total fucking loser this guy is, yeah I really thought I hit a great kick, sun will shine tomorrow. Go fuck yourself Parkey, god this guy is a total fucking loser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD Trendleton View Post
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    "I thought I hit a great ball and was trying to play the wind," Parkey said. "There's really no answer to it. I didn't make it. I take that loss on me. The sun is going to shine tomorrow, but unfortunately this one is going to sting for a while."

    What a total fucking loser this guy is, yeah I really thought I hit a great kick, sun will shine tomorrow. Go fuck yourself Parkey, god this guy is a total fucking loser.
    The sun is going to shine and the millions are going to keep rolling in, no matter how poorly he performs. That guy should buy his agent a really nice present.

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    This kicker thing really is a bad situation for the Bears going forward.
    You all can forget about the Gould returning dream. Or any other high priced FA for that matter. Pace has a tight cap situation for next year and will not be using $9 mill ($5 mill dead and $4 mill for a new guy).
    Drafting a low cost kicker probably isnít in the cards.
    Bringing in a group of unemployed cheap bums will be the likely scenario, and will lead to a never ending distracting media circus.
    Pace rolled the dice big time on this Parkey guy and crapped out.
    This is a big mess. Going to be interesting to see what path Pace takes on this.

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