Ellen shave Edelman's beard

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its hard to imagine ellen scissoring portia. ellen just ruins the moment
 

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I thought it was impossible to cut a beard on steroids... Must have been a nuclear razor.
 

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I wonder if he really didn't know about this ahead of time? Kind of hard to say no to kids getting a donation....

And I have no problem with Ommy posting this stuff during the slow time of year.
 

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Fuck that. My face hasn't seen the light of day since 2003. Beard 4 Life.
 

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In 2009 I got into a fight with my mom because she claimed I hadn’t worked in 12 years and she was sick of me living in her basement and stealing her pop tarts.

Fast forward to 2016 when I was hard at work on the Bernie Sanders campaign from a make-shift desk in my moms basement - she came down stairs with a razor and threatened to shave off my beard for “being an unemployed mooch and unwanted guest for 22 years.”

I screamed “Feel the Bern!” and dumped RC Cola on her. Fucking bitch.


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In 2009 I got into a fight with my mom because she claimed I hadn’t worked in 12 years and she was sick of me living in her basement and stealing her pop tarts.

Fast forward to 2016 when I was hard at work on the Bernie Sanders campaign from a make-shift desk in my moms basement - she came down stairs with a razor and threatened to shave off my beard for “being an unemployed mooch and unwanted guest for 22 years.”

I screamed “Feel the Bern!” and dumped RC Cola on her. Fucking bitch.


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In 2009 I got into a fight with my mom because she claimed I hadn’t worked in 12 years and she was sick of me living in her basement and stealing her pop tarts.

Fast forward to 2016 when I was hard at work on the Bernie Sanders campaign from a make-shift desk in my moms basement - she came down stairs with a razor and threatened to shave off my beard for “being an unemployed mooch and unwanted guest for 22 years.”

I screamed “Feel the Bern!” and dumped RC Cola on her. Fucking bitch.


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Once Cortez becomes president she promises financial stability for anyone unwilling to work. You will at least be able to give your mom a little something for rent.

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Once Cortez becomes president she promises financial stability for anyone unwilling to work. You will at least be able to give your mom a little something for rent.

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