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its hard to imagine ellen scissoring portia. ellen just ruins the moment
I thought it was impossible to cut a beard on steroids... Must have been a nuclear razor.
In 2009 I got into a fight with my mom because she claimed I hadn’t worked in 12 years and she was sick of me living in her basement and stealing her pop tarts.
Fast forward to 2016 when I was hard at work on the Bernie Sanders campaign from a make-shift desk in my moms basement - she came down stairs with a razor and threatened to shave off my beard for “being an unemployed mooch and unwanted guest for 22 years.”
I screamed “Feel the Bern!” and dumped RC Cola on her. Fucking bitch.
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Once Cortez becomes president she promises financial stability for anyone unwilling to work. You will at least be able to give your mom a little something for rent.In 2009 I got into a fight with my mom because she claimed I hadn’t worked in 12 years and she was sick of me living in her basement and stealing her pop tarts.
Fast forward to 2016 when I was hard at work on the Bernie Sanders campaign from a make-shift desk in my moms basement - she came down stairs with a razor and threatened to shave off my beard for “being an unemployed mooch and unwanted guest for 22 years.”
I screamed “Feel the Bern!” and dumped RC Cola on her. Fucking bitch.
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Once Cortez becomes president she promises financial stability for anyone unwilling to work. You will at least be able to give your mom a little something for rent.
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