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Aesopian

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This is probably the best mock offseason I’ve seen.

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YOU of all people now complaining about too much Bears Football talk from a user. LMAO.

Figure it out weinerbreath. Do you want Bears football talk or not? Gosh you are the absolute worst. I'm surprised you haven't made this thread all about you and your pathetically beta persecution complex.

Good thread Aesopian, do not let blockheads like this (with a double digit IQ) ruin your CCS contributions.

Lol this guy who constantly types away with his sausage fingers spamming bad football thoughts and mostly just drama is going to come at aesopian for making a fun mock thread? Literally the wurst. When u exhale it smells like kielbasa.


Hey look it's dumb and dumber. Now the big question is who's dumb and who's dumber??? Hmmmmmmm



It really doesn't matter...:shrug:
 

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Well when you do 75+ mocks then i think you'll find a way to get many players in at least one of them so you can come back and say "hey i had the Bears taking that guy in mock #37" so you guys are idiots for not believing me.

That sounds like exactly what u do all the time. Proclaim literally every bears player and coach to be good, then try and #calledit when like 3 out of 40 were correct.

Kettle, meet pot.
 

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Who was the guy from the CBMB that used to trade all our players for 1st rounders in his Mock draft?
 

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Mock draft by everyone's favorite guy.....Mr Eric Lambert.

It's actually a not so bad offseason if we could do it all.

https://email.fansided.com/c/eJx1T1...H8HRf_zlrS5beLJpm0ZBtLaUPVLSSn5g7v3-Yk_npBlcw

Chicago Bears Mock Free Agency: Ryan Pace raids the bargain bin
by Erik Lambert 21 hours ago Follow @ErikLambert1

A Chicago Bears mock free agency might at least be a good way to get away from the rampant string of mock drafts that are around this time of year.
So how does one goes about something like this? It’s fairly straightforward. The mock comes into two parts. Part one is a simplified list of their own in-house free agents that are likely (or should be) re-signed by the team. Part two is a list of possible signings they could make on the open market and an explanation for why the player, the fit, and the money make sense.

Part one is just below. It will include a decision between the Bryce Callahan and Adrian Amos question. Keep in mind the decision was made from a financial perspective as must be maintained for a piece like this.

In-house free agents I expect will be retained:
Bryce Callahan (CB) – 3-year, $15 million ($5 million guaranteed)
Bryan Witzmann (OG) – 1-year, $1 million
Roy Robertson-Harris (DE) – Exclusive Rights Free Agent ($645,000)
Rashaad Coward (OT) – Exclusive Rights Free Agent ($645,000)
Ben Braunecker (TE) – 1-year, $720,000
Zach Miller (TE) – 1-year, $805,000
DeAndre Houston-Carson (S) – 1-year, $720,000
Patrick Scales (LS) – 1-year, $720,000
 

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Mock draft by everyone's favorite guy.....Mr Eric Lambert.

It's actually a not so bad offseason if we could do it all.

https://email.fansided.com/c/eJx1T1...H8HRf_zlrS5beLJpm0ZBtLaUPVLSSn5g7v3-Yk_npBlcw

Chicago Bears Mock Free Agency: Ryan Pace raids the bargain bin
by Erik Lambert 21 hours ago Follow @ErikLambert1

A Chicago Bears mock free agency might at least be a good way to get away from the rampant string of mock drafts that are around this time of year.
So how does one goes about something like this? It’s fairly straightforward. The mock comes into two parts. Part one is a simplified list of their own in-house free agents that are likely (or should be) re-signed by the team. Part two is a list of possible signings they could make on the open market and an explanation for why the player, the fit, and the money make sense.

Part one is just below. It will include a decision between the Bryce Callahan and Adrian Amos question. Keep in mind the decision was made from a financial perspective as must be maintained for a piece like this.

In-house free agents I expect will be retained:
Bryce Callahan (CB) – 3-year, $15 million ($5 million guaranteed)
Bryan Witzmann (OG) – 1-year, $1 million
Roy Robertson-Harris (DE) – Exclusive Rights Free Agent ($645,000)
Rashaad Coward (OT) – Exclusive Rights Free Agent ($645,000)
Ben Braunecker (TE) – 1-year, $720,000
Zach Miller (TE) – 1-year, $805,000
DeAndre Houston-Carson (S) – 1-year, $720,000
Patrick Scales (LS) – 1-year, $720,000

A mock within a mock but, too many mocks lol. Make up your mind.
 

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What does everyone think about Bradley Roby at NB? Didn't he play better in Denver as the NB? Former first round pick.
 

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Zach Miller (TE) – 1-year, $805,000

Seriously?!?

How bad must Babysoft Shaheen be to have people mocking you a TE whose leg literally almost tore off?

Oh wait...my bad. DB70 is just fansided.com trolling us again.

Fair warning, buddy. I may have to propose to the Council of Mods that any articles posted here from that terrible, terrible website are grounds for a ban.
 

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Seriously?!?

How bad must Babysoft Shaheen be to have people mocking you a TE whose leg literally almost tore off?

Oh wait...my bad. DB70 is just fansided.com trolling us again.

Fair warning, buddy. I may have to propose to the Council of Mods that any articles posted here from that terrible, terrible website are grounds for a ban.

Quick question, what's worse: fansided or sportsmockery?

Asking for a friend
 

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Quick question, what's worse: fansided or sportsmockery?

Asking for a friend

Same thing.

Like asking what is worse warm beer or piss warm beer.
 

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Same thing.

Like asking what is worse warm beer or piss warm beer.
That's my stance as well.

This is even more of a reason to just finally permaban db70.
 

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