Nanananananananana, nananananananana TOOTBLAN! TOOTBLAN, TOOTBLAN TOOTBLAN! Nanananananananana TOOTBLAN!
When we left off, our hero was standing on second after a well-hit double showing his great offensive prowess. Just at that moment, his older sidekick El-Sorry-Oh-No, hit the ball toward short stop. Would our hero run and try to make it third base like a dumb ass? Or would he make the smart move and stay at second in hopes that the Castrominator might drive him home?
What... the Rizzo runs? -pow- -kablam- -sis boom bah-
Oh no! How could this be? The Rizzo was trapped once again and sent to the dungeon of dugout. What will become of our band of heroes now that the Rizzo is out?
Tune in for the next inning.... same out time, same out channel.
Nananananananananananana TOOOOOOOOOTBLAAAAAAAANNNN!
beisbol been verra guid to meh!
I guess he'll get a talking-to after the game about keeping his mouth shutWonder who the emergency catcher is. Probably still Barney.
Four-game series with a three-game set coming up so I guess they'll try to milk as much out of Volstad before burning the pen.
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Reds TOOTBLAN![]()
This is technically a quality start and Volstad's ERA is now under 7![]()
Volstad hasn't been terrible these past two starts. It will be interesting to see how the rest of the season goes for him.
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He'll still likely be non-tendered.
Billy Williams in the booth with Pat and Keith.
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The Bears have now tied Cubs opponents tonight![]()
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They could try what they did with Samardzija and offer him the maximum paycut after a non-tender.
Soriano has a chance to give Volstad a chance at a victory here.
New ball game![]()
I thought Castro got enough of it, and I love the way Rizzo slammed into the catcher to make sure he tied the game.
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Dangerously close to a TOOTBLAN but whateverNice hit by Castro there, thought it was gone.
Castro? Who is this guy? Hope he can keep hitting like that for us.
Pitch around to get to KJax. Come on KJax.
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Poop. At least it wasn't a strikeout.
Well KJax doesn't strikeout, but the inning comes to end anyway.
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At least Valbuena can play defense.
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Let's get some runs![]()
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