OT: The Hater's Guide to the World Cup

bearmick

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I think you should only come on to shout "GOOOOOAALLLLLLLL!" every time you see one live. That should keep you quiet.

Yeah that's right, I forgot you colonials have the attention span of an autistic puppy and need constant scoring to keep you entertained between commercials. Well now is the time to learn to enjoy a graceful, elegant, passionate game. The people's game. You know you want to.
 

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Can't you hamburger muching, child bombing, illiterate colonials read? I said greatest, not most popular. Yes it's the most popular too, but as you say, that's irrelevant.

oh, and fuck you frenchy
 

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soccer is the same as hockey to me its just....... meh

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Yeah that's right, I forgot you colonials have the attention span of an autistic puppy and need constant scoring to keep you entertained between commercials. Well now is the time to learn to enjoy a graceful, elegant, passionate game. The people's game. You know you want to.

Dude, I am nearly 40 years old. I've watched soccer. If I wanted graceful and elegant I would watch dancing with the stars though. I like soccer though, I do think it could be more exciting though.

I don't necessarily like constant scoring. I watched some lacrosse recently. Wondered why they even have a goalie. It seemed kind of stupid.
 

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Yeah that's right, I forgot you colonials have the attention span of an autistic puppy and need constant scoring to keep you entertained between commercials. Well now is the time to learn to enjoy a graceful, elegant, passionate game. The people's game. You know you want to.

Soccer should have commercials playing on half of the screen for the whole game, just in case the game gets too slow.
 

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I wish Sweden was in it, I know who I'd be cheering for

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This girl I met a few months back asked me if I wanted to hang out with her and her friends that night. She was from Sweden, but she had a boyfriend, so I was hesitant to accept the invite. Anyway, I ended up going out with her that night, only to find out that her friends were 5 Swedish girls, and 5 of the most attractive women I've ever seen in my life. They were all extremely down-to-earth too. I have this theory that every girl in Sweden would be a ten in America, but because everyone's so good-looking over there, the tens are actually sevens or eights in Sweden, which makes them down-to-earth, and not bitchy like hot American girls.
 

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This girl I met a few months back asked me if I wanted to hang out with her and her friends that night. She was from Sweden, but she had a boyfriend, so I was hesitant to accept the invite. Anyway, I ended up going out with her that night, only to find out that her friends were 5 Swedish girls, and 5 of the most attractive women I've ever seen in my life. They were all extremely down-to-earth too. I have this theory that every girl in Sweden would be a ten in America, but because everyone's so good-looking over there, the tens are actually sevens or eights in Sweden, which makes them down-to-earth, and not bitchy like hot American girls.

You should have started this out with......."I never thought this would happen to me, but"......
 

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I like soccer, but hate the players at that level, biggest bunch of whiners and fakers I have ever seen, the NBA pales in comparison.

I plan on watching the World Cup until USA's almost inevitable departure, though.
 

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