diavolos
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since the fanboys don't like us posting on their own precious threads, even going so far as keeping track of when/how-much we post, i've decided to start my own thread.
yeah, the haters' thread.
here's what i hate about the cubs, in no particular order:
the ricketts. why? they're content to be losers. but don't worry, sustained success is around the corner.
loser cubs fans. why? because their fandoms precludes any kind of rational thought on the subject of the cubs. they just want to believe so bad, when all evidence is contrary. you can talk about "sustained success" and "prospects" and farm system rankings all you want. the simple fact is that this team sucks, and is not going to get any better anytime soon. yet, they just gotta believe. and if anyone questions it, they're not "real fans" like they are. i used to get pissed off when sox friends of mine would say things like "you could turn all the seats around at wrigley and you'd still have a full house". i'm starting to think that it's all actually true.
loser statues and flags inside and outside of wrigley. because having a drunken buffoon is cool. and statues of guys that never won a world series is also cool. forget the jordan statue, we've got harry! forget the mick and lou, we've got ernie banks.
wrigley field. why? because it's a shit hole. and only cubs fans put up with shit holes. because it's wrigley! duh.
what do you hate about the cubs?
yeah, the haters' thread.
here's what i hate about the cubs, in no particular order:
the ricketts. why? they're content to be losers. but don't worry, sustained success is around the corner.
loser cubs fans. why? because their fandoms precludes any kind of rational thought on the subject of the cubs. they just want to believe so bad, when all evidence is contrary. you can talk about "sustained success" and "prospects" and farm system rankings all you want. the simple fact is that this team sucks, and is not going to get any better anytime soon. yet, they just gotta believe. and if anyone questions it, they're not "real fans" like they are. i used to get pissed off when sox friends of mine would say things like "you could turn all the seats around at wrigley and you'd still have a full house". i'm starting to think that it's all actually true.
loser statues and flags inside and outside of wrigley. because having a drunken buffoon is cool. and statues of guys that never won a world series is also cool. forget the jordan statue, we've got harry! forget the mick and lou, we've got ernie banks.
wrigley field. why? because it's a shit hole. and only cubs fans put up with shit holes. because it's wrigley! duh.
what do you hate about the cubs?