If Cutler could iceskate...

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What position would he play on a hockey team?

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Would you want him to be on the Blackhawks?
 

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Left bench.

Yes, his sideline (bench) demeanor is top notch. He'd be a coo mascot.
 

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If cutler would grow a mullet, he might make a good hockey player. He's got the athleticism, no?
 

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Agree. All he would need is the mullet flow and a willingness to fuck up his perfect teeth. :dunno:
 

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I did this for you Gibbs. You aren't allowed to talk cutler over there so I brought him here. You are welcome.

Also, do you think that Patrick Mannelly would have been a good hockey player? He's got that look to him and you know he's pretty durable. I could see him scoring a goal or two by hitting the puck backwards between his legs...
 

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I did this for you Gibbs. You aren't allowed to talk cutler over there so I brought him here. You are welcome.

Also, do you think that Patrick Mannelly would have been a good hockey player? He's got that look to him and you know he's pretty durable. I could see him scoring a goal or two by hitting the puck backwards between his legs...

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I'd put him on the point in the 2nd PP team... let him unleash the cannon power shot and miss passes leading the entry rush.

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I did this for you Gibbs. You aren't allowed to talk cutler over there so I brought him here. You are welcome.

Also, do you think that Patrick Mannelly would have been a good hockey player? He's got that look to him and you know he's pretty durable. I could see him scoring a goal or two by hitting the puck backwards between his legs...

I asked for a Jay Cutler sub-forum in the 'Hawks forum lol. I never heard anything back though. They're probably busy working out the kinks before it goes live.

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I'd put him on the point in the 2nd PP team... let him unleash the cannon power shot and miss passes leading the entry rush.

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The cool thing about that is he could just claim he was dumping the puck in for his forwards to retrieve. Cutler missed his real calling.
 

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Let's move this to the Cutler forum
 
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If Cutler could ice skate, he wouldn't give a shit about off sides, take longer wrist shots than ovechkin, score a ton of goals, never really get assists (unless he passes it to his best friend Patrick Kane), have major turnover problems, and his body language when shooting makes his shots very predictable for the goalie to stop. BTW he would puck hog
 

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Brian Bickell 2.0?

He's already got offensive turnovers leading directly to scores down
 

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Tons of potential never fully realized.
 
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