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Couple of ideas to toughen up our guys going in to the 2015 season.

Trestman should shave his head and eyebrows. He already looks weird, maybe making him look even weirder will help him control the locker room.

Briggs should get a trampstamp that says ''PHAT'', and wear cutoff jerseys during games.

Forte should grow a fro and wear a tiny helmet.

Black Uni needs to die his hair blonde and get a nose ring, Rodman style.

Jay needs to get a neck tattoo of a syringe going into his jugular vein.

Jared Allen should stop brushing his teeth once training camp is over.

More to come later.
 
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-Cago34- said:
Couple of ideas to toughen up our guys going in to the 2015 season.

Trestman should shave his head and eyebrows. He already looks weird, maybe making him look even weirder will help him control the locker room.

Briggs should get a trampstamp that says ''PHAT'', and wear cutoff jerseys during games.

Forte should grow a fro and wear a tiny helmet.

Black Uni needs to die his hair blonde and get a nose ring, Rodman style.

Jay needs to get a neck tattoo of a syringe going into his jugular vein.

Jared Allen should stop brushing his teeth once training camp is over.

More to come later.
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-Cago34- said:
Couple of ideas to toughen up our guys going in to the 2015 season.

Trestman should shave his head and eyebrows. He already looks weird, maybe making him look even weirder will help him control the locker room.

Briggs should get a trampstamp that says ''PHAT'', and wear cutoff jerseys during games.

Forte should grow a fro and wear a tiny helmet.

Black Uni needs to die his hair blonde and get a nose ring, Rodman style.

Jay needs to get a neck tattoo of a syringe going into his jugular vein.

Jared Allen should stop brushing his teeth once training camp is over.

More to come later.
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I can't wait for later. I need more NOW. :lmao:
 
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we need to draft the best mlber in this draft class we need another young quality cb to go with fuller we need to take a stab at both safety slots and I would be looking seriously at the oline fa during this offseason and id either a if there snag a very good rt or b snag a lt whos an upgrade over bushrod if theres one there and move bushrod to the rt slot
 
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You know the scene from Batman: The Dark Knight where the Joker breaks the pool cue and tells Gambles 3 guys that only 1 of them will "make their team"?

I bring Emery, Trestman, and Cutler into a room at Halas, break a pool cue and tell them only 1 will be with the Bears in 2015.

The survivor will be stronger for it.
 
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You know the scene from Batman: The Dark Knight where the Joker breaks the pool cue and tells Gambles 3 guys that only 1 of them will "make their team"?

I bring Emery, Trestman, and Cutler into a room at Halas, break a pool cue and tell them only 1 will be with the Bears in 2015.

The survivor will be stronger for it.
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Um, the wrong one might come out on top in this scenario.... :X
 
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-Cago34- said:
Couple of ideas to toughen up our guys going in to the 2015 season.

Trestman should shave his head and eyebrows. He already looks weird, maybe making him look even weirder will help him control the locker room.

Briggs should get a trampstamp that says ''PHAT'', and wear cutoff jerseys during games.

Forte should grow a fro and wear a tiny helmet.

Black Uni needs to die his hair blonde and get a nose ring, Rodman style.

Jay needs to get a neck tattoo of a syringe going into his jugular vein.

Jared Allen should stop brushing his teeth once training camp is over.

More to come later.
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Replace Staley with "Marv" from "Sin City"

Have Ditka come in once or twice a week to just yell at everyone nothing else.

Install a shock collar on Trest that gives him a good zap every time he spews that new age fluffy kitty cat leadership bullshit.

Allow practices/team meetings to be missed for shitty reasons with the caveat of being tar and feathered when they return.


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Move Peanut to Safety is a priority

Fire tucker
rehire Tucker

Fire him again two days later for good measure

trade Cutler for RGKneesus if anyone can make RG3 into a QB it's trestman- He is the guru among gurus

hire Jim Harbaugh
hire Mike Singletary
hire peter tom willis as qb coach
hire Shaun Gayle to teach Peanut his new position

hire Tim Ryan and Alonzo Spellman as DL coaches


move trestman to OC and Aron Kromer to OG

If we go the Blackman route we need Wendell Davis to teach them all the position



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You guys should draft kyle brindza. Most clutch kicker in cfb history.
 
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My great great grandfather's name was bryndza. Maybe we're related. WOW!
 
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I think we should trade pat o'donnell for ortong
 
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if shea can move to linebacker then god dammit peanut is our guy at safety. quit ruining our good time
 
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MarylandBear111 said:
Move Peanut to Safety is a priority

Fire tucker
rehire Tucker

Fire him again two days later for good measure

trade Cutler for RGKneesus if anyone can make RG3 into a QB it's trestman- He is the guru among gurus

hire Jim Harbaugh
hire Mike Singletary
hire peter tom willis as qb coach
hire Shaun Gayle to teach Peanut his new position

hire Tim Ryan and Alonzo Spellman as DL coaches


move trestman to OC and Aron Kromer to OG

If we go the Blackman route we need Wendell Davis to teach them all the position



championship
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solid battle plan.

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bring brad muster out of retirement
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I would call this "too far", but it might be just right. given the circumstances, of course.

ole69 said:
I think we should trade pat o'donnell for ortong
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out of the corner of a bloodshot eye, that looked like trade Pat O'Donnell for nothing. which, is also a solid battle plan.

bravo men.
 
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sigh I feel like a choad im the only one who put real footbaw tawk in dis thread
 
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lol cause u guys are always eating awesome stuff and im just drinkin beer getting a blowjob and eatin cheeseburgers or pizza
 
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