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KittiesKorner

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Step One, Sign Justin Blackmon

1) I mean, at this point, it's like he wasn't even drafted. And he'll be cheap.
2) What are your ideas to make the Bears invincible in 2015?
3) Srs footbaw talk only please
 

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As dumb as it sounds on the surface, he would make a kick ass slot receiver.
 

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I feel like when I say his last name I'm Jamaican.
 

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that's racist... or colonialist or something.

c'mon experts, I need ideas
 

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STEP TWO: MOVE TILLMAN TO SAFETY

It's time, guys
 

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Step 3: Get rid of punter and go for it on every 4th down

That kind of aggression will have other teams quaking in their sneakers
 

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If we sign a midget kicker we could also onside kick it every time.
 

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Draft Shane Carden
 

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We need to sign Blackmon and cut Marshall. Marshall is a locker room cancer.

The guy is honestly about 1 second away from flipping out and hitting a woman at anytime during the day. Is that the guy you want leading your locker room?
 

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Sign Blackmon

Trade Cutler and Marshall for a 2nd RG3, Kurt Cousins, and Pierre Garçon.

Use the 2nd to draft Brett Hundley QB, UCLA.

Let the three QBs battle it out to see who's the franchise guy.

Trade the other two shlubs for 3rd round picks in 2016. Trade all 3 3rds for a late 1st/high 2nd.

Use all 2015/2016 picks (outside of Hundley) on Safeties, Linebackers, and Defensive Ends.

Boom!!!!


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Reserve all rights to Camden Cutler just in case he grows up to awesome.


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I'd allow Alshons inner fat kid to come out and move him to TE, then sign Blackmon to replace him on the outside.

Alshon and the Unicorn at TE?! You fucking kidding me?!

Marshall and Blackmon getting drunk off potato vodka pre-game and whooping ass on the field?!

2015 is ours!!!
 

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