Rose proofing the offense.

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Hey Rose has zero other games with 13/33 shooting and 1 assist!
BUT HE SAID THIS WAS HOW HE NORMALLY PLAYS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROSE DOES NOT AVERAGE ONE ASSIST AND 30% SHOOTING?!?!??!!?
 

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BUT HE SAID THIS WAS HOW HE NORMALLY PLAYS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROSE DOES NOT AVERAGE ONE ASSIST AND 30% SHOOTING?!?!??!!?
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Rose does have 3 one assist games, and the Bulls are 3-0 in them!

They're 1-2 when he has 10 assists!
 

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And they're 12-3 when he scores 20 or more points! 11-10 when he scores under 20 points! 0-4 when he scores under 10! OH MY!
Therefore 20+ points and 1 assist should guarantee victory every time. By that logic, 11 turnovers also guarantees a win every time.
 

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Therefore 20+ points and 1 assist should guarantee victory every time. By that logic, 11 turnovers also guarantees a win every time.
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I'm so confused by the title of this thread, "Rose is proofing the offense." So is he "proof reading" the offense?? Is he editing Thibs playbook?? Anyone?? :shrug:
 

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I'm so confused by the title of this thread, "Rose is proofing the offense." So is he "proof reading" the offense?? Is he editing Thibs playbook?? Anyone?? :shrug:
You misread.. There is no "is" in the title.

2323 wants to make Rose not part of the offense because he turned the ball over 11 times last night and took some really bad shots. Despite the fact the stats show that the team doesn't win when Rose fails to score.
 

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You misread.. There is no "is" in the title.

2323 wants to make Rose not part of the offense because he turned the ball over 11 times last night and took some really bad shots. Despite the fact the stats show that the team doesn't win when Rose fails to score.

Ahhh so it's a "Rose is trash" thread. Well jeez why didn't he just name it that then? Bastard had me thinking that Rose was working for Pendant Publishing now.
 

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I read it as he was proof reading the offense as well. Poor attempt at trolling.
 

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I imagined Rose on a bench in a quad with a backpack and a backwards hat, reading through two different play books while he has a highlighter in his mouth.
 

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I imagined Rose on a bench in a quad with a backpack and a backwards hat, reading through two different play books while he has a highlighter in his mouth.
He was trying to cut down on his turnovers
 

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I imagined Rose on a bench in a quad with a backpack and a backwards hat, reading through two different play books while he has a highlighter in his mouth.

You forgot that he's also balancing a chai latte on his lap. Though this is Rose so it would probably be a Mr. Pibb or something packed with sugar.
 

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