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Not sure if this has ever been done here. In the offseason there really aint shit to do. And all the talk after 15 got bounced out of Chicago was how he was a obvious shithead in the locker room and a horrible person. Which got me thinkin. I have no interest in what these overgrown idiots do after taking off the Bears jersey. I dont want Boy Scouts. I want murderers, rapists, and gang members. So whats your all time team. Would you root for these dudes if they were on your team? How happy would you have been had these meatheads brought a SB title to Chicago.

**Disclaimer** I do not support these idiots actions. Any of them.


Warren Moon - QB HM- Mike Vick, Big Ben, Robo QB
Why not start it off with a little domestic violence.


O.J. Simpson - RB
Jamal Lewis RB
HM-Laurence Phillips


Rae Carruth - WR
Michael Irvin - WR
HM- Brandon MArshall, Plax, Donta Stallworth



Mark Chmura - TE
HM-Jerramy Stevens, Aaron Hernandez

Barret Robbins - OL
Nate Newton - OL
Justin Strzelczyk - OL (llook up his story)
Chris Terry - OL
Keno Hills - OL
HM- Richard Collier, Cornell Green

DEFENSE

Ray Lewis - LB
Lawrence Taylor - LB
Leroy Hill LB
HM-Romo

Alonzo Spellman - DL
Warren Sapp - DL
HM Darrell Russell

Mark Gastineau - DE
Leonard Little - DE
HM-Jared Allen, Bruce Smith, Jim Dunaway (If you dont know who Jim is look it up)


Gene Atkins - S
Eugene Robinson - S

Corey Fuller - CB
Samari Rolle - CB
HM-Pac Man, Charles Woodson

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Sebastian Janikowski - K
Todd Sauerbrun - P

Id cream all over everything imaginable for this team, and cheer them like crazy when they went 19-0
 
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1ke said:
Not sure if this has ever been done here. In the offseason there really aint shit to do. And all the talk after 15 got bounced out of Chicago was how he was a obvious shithead in the locker room and a horrible person. Which got me thinkin. I have no interest in what these overgrown idiots do after taking off the Bears jersey. I dont want Boy Scouts. I want murderers, rapists, and gang members. So whats your all time team. Would you root for these dudes if they were on your team? How happy would you have been had these meatheads brought a SB title to Chicago.

**Disclaimer** I do not support these idiots actions. Any of them.


Warren Moon - QB HM- Mike Vick, Big Ben, Robo QB
Why not start it off with a little domestic violence.


O.J. Simpson - RB
Jamal Lewis RB
HM-Laurence Phillips


Rae Carruth - WR
Michael Irvin - WR
HM- Brandon MArshall, Plax, Donta Stallworth



Mark Chmura - TE
HM-Jerramy Stevens, Aaron Hernandez

Barret Robbins - OL
Nate Newton - OL
Justin Strzelczyk - OL (llook up his story)
Chris Terry - OL
Keno Hills - OL
HM- Richard Collier, Cornell Green

DEFENSE

Ray Lewis - LB
Lawrence Taylor - LB
Leroy Hill LB
HM-Romo

Alonzo Spellman - DL
Warren Sapp - DL
HM Darrell Russell

Mark Gastineau - DE
Leonard Little - DE
HM-Jared Allen, Bruce Smith, Jim Dunaway (If you dont know who Jim is look it up)


Gene Atkins - S
Eugene Robinson - S

Corey Fuller - CB
Samari Rolle - CB
HM-Pac Man, Charles Woodson

SPECIAL TEAMS

Sebastian Janikowski - K
Todd Sauerbrun - P

Id cream all over everything imaginable for this team, and cheer them like crazy when they went 19-0
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don't forget Darren sharper
 
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1ke said:
Id cream all over everything imaginable for this team, and cheer them like crazy when they went 19-0
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I don't want rapists in my dressing room.

I question your hygiene.
 
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Don't forget Packer's hometown hero child rapist, Mark Chmura.
 
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You need a special teams ace/drug kinpin. Sam Hurd
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Sam misses out because he was a shitty ball player. Just not good enough for this crowd.
 
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This is true, I apologize, but holy fuck thats alot of copying and pasting.
 
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Bam Morris and his 10 pounds of weed has to get some love.

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Great thread. I would love to see SNL do a skit on this.
 
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1ke said:
HM-Laurence Phillips
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Lawrence Phillips is a certified dickhead. About 10 years ago, I attended a USC football scrimmage, and for some reason he was there as a spectator. He ended up playing in a pickup football game with some college/high school kids on a nearby field. I saw him get all pissed off and he took the football they were using and punted it away Todd Sauerbrun-style as hard as he could, then stormed away like a sore loser. I didn't see what happened next, but I heard later that he came back and tried to run over those kids with his car. I just looked him up on wiki and he ended up getting 31 years jail for this. LOL, what an idiot.
 
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I would nominate Daryl Henley, former ucla and Rams safety. Currently spending 41 years in prison for cocaine trafficking and hiring hitmen to murder the judge and a witness from his trial.
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Get this guy a jersey.
Unannounced Fart said:
Lawrence Phillips is a certified dickhead. About 10 years ago, I attended a USC football scrimmage, and for some reason he was there as a spectator. He ended up playing in a pickup football game with some college/high school kids on a nearby field. I saw him get all pissed off and he took the football they were using and punted it away Todd Sauerbrun-style as hard as he could, then stormed away like a sore loser. I didn't see what happened next, but I heard later that he came back and tried to run over those kids with his car. I just looked him up on wiki and he ended up getting 31 years jail for this. LOL, what an idiot.
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Hahaha. What a guy!
 
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Funny that Hernandez is second TE on this team too. Chmura's crime was much worse.
 
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Accused serial rapist Darren Sharper deserves a spot as the starting safety- in place of Eugene Robinson- who was only booked for prostitution solicitation.
 
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