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Yeah I wouldn't worry about her being a Packer fan. I'm a big Michigan fan and the hottest sex of my life may have been at halftime of a UM/OSU game with a gal who was a huge Buckeye fan. Chicks thrive on tension, real, playful, or even imagined lol.
Did she have breast implants?
 

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Just remember to stay protected. You never know with those Packer-fans..
 
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Did she have breast implants?

Lol, no. They were real, and they were spectacular. However, this was several years ago. She was completely bat shit crazy. Thankfully, I got out of that relationship after about one year.
 

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Besides the smack talk you can play the sexual favors game in between quarters or periods based off of the score.

Considering that he's a Bears fan, he'll probably get the short end of the stick there.


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If you're in to pegging all you need to do is put on a cutler jersey and she will figure out the rest.
 

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Sure sounds football related.

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Considering that he's a Bears fan, he'll probably get the short end of the stick there.


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Not if we play sympathy rules. Your team is down you receive to deal with the stress.


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Plot twist: She is actually Eerinitout.

Fellow Bears fan living in Michigan. Lions fans are the absolute worst.

I had a brief dalliance with a young lady that had a pink "Mrs. Rodgers" jersey and i would always very "cleverly" say that i was glad he finally came out and is a brave example to others.
 

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I promise this is Bears related....

So I've been hanging out with this beautiful, cool, smart, sexy girl for a little over a week. Last night she gives me the absolute best oral manipulation I've ever had and by a pretty decent margin. She basically zombified me.

Here's comes the bombshell... Afterwards we're talking and it turns out she's a fucking Pukers fan!!! I think she did that shit on purpose because she knew I was a Bears fan. The old dome and dump. I feel like I'm being disloyal to my most beloved team in all of sports.

I'm gonna keep seeing her but she just lost a whole bunch of cool points. I live in Michigan so I expect to have to deal with Lions fans and Wings fans but a fucking Puker fan? Why me?


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What's his name??
 

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I don't mean to rub it in or anything but I've had great head before. She was putting on clinic.


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So now you know she's had plenty of practice. Not sure if good or bad?
 

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Lol, no. They were real, and they were spectacular. However, this was several years ago. She was completely bat shit crazy. Thankfully, I got out of that relationship after about one year.

What are you taking this from a Seinfeld episode??
 

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Only one way to fix this and even things out you must now give her a dose of supprise anal

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Haha. That's one way to even the score.


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I mean they do call them the FudgePackers for a reason
 

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If you don't dump her right away I'm not sure how you could consider yourself a Bears fan, or continue to post here. It's your choice, man ...
 

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I promise this is Bears related....

So I've been hanging out with this beautiful, cool, smart, sexy girl for a little over a week. Last night she gives me the absolute best oral manipulation I've ever had and by a pretty decent margin. She basically zombified me.

Here's comes the bombshell... Afterwards we're talking and it turns out she's a fucking Pukers fan!!! I think she did that shit on purpose because she knew I was a Bears fan. The old dome and dump. I feel like I'm being disloyal to my most beloved team in all of sports.

I'm gonna keep seeing her but she just lost a whole bunch of cool points. I live in Michigan so I expect to have to deal with Lions fans and Wings fans but a fucking Puker fan? Why me?


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You do whatever your little heart desires.
 

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I promise this is Bears related....

So I've been hanging out with this beautiful, cool, smart, sexy girl for a little over a week. Last night she gives me the absolute best oral manipulation I've ever had and by a pretty decent margin. She basically zombified me.

Here's comes the bombshell... Afterwards we're talking and it turns out she's a fucking Pukers fan!!! I think she did that shit on purpose because she knew I was a Bears fan. The old dome and dump. I feel like I'm being disloyal to my most beloved team in all of sports.

I'm gonna keep seeing her but she just lost a whole bunch of cool points. I live in Michigan so I expect to have to deal with Lions fans and Wings fans but a fucking Puker fan? Why me?


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You're an idiot for even worrying about this! I dated a packers fan and the trash talking was great between us which usually led to some awesome sex.
 

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Meh. No woman is perfect. She has a pretty severe flaw, but at least she gives up the goods. I wouldn't blame you for doing something uncouth with her during relations though. lol
 

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I've only met 2 Green Bay Packer fan "bombshells" and I've lived in Green Bay. Considering I've probably met the only 2, she better give good head.
 

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