Pump up by proxy --need your help Raskolnikov

Favorite things to get you pumped?


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Rasko hasn't posted here for a while but he would always do these cray cray football pump up threads during the Bears season and I know he's into the brand of hockey people like Grim, Me, BHP and other more "physical" style play backers on here.


I hope he comes in here and shows you guys how it's done, CCS style.


For those of you who don't know, Rasko is a guy that has taken a lot of drugs in his life, mostly weed these days but IIRC he used to dabble in that stuff that they based that film "Jacob's Ladder" on.

His favorite move in a streetfight is biting. He weighs like 300 pounds of muscle and lives in a box in the woods on the West Coast. he's a total hardass who loves the taste of blood and sees visions of demons, perhaps even has IRL access to the underworld.

Here's to hoping he can do a better job of getting errbody pumped for the game tonight. If he sees this, he will oblige. If not, I'll try to dig up some of his old Bears pump up stories and just replace all the Bears related themes with Blackhawks references.

You guys are gonna love it. GET PUMPED!!!
 

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Before I submit my answers for the poll is the violent imagery flashing?

it's more of a "literary" type of imagery. very graphic and gorey, sometimes spooky but very VIOLENT and ANGRY.


Also, back me up here for these IHN guys GPHATT - Rasko is kind of the KING of pump up style posting when he's pumped, right?
 

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Postage glue? I'm pretty sure that's what that film was based off
 

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it's more of a "literary" type of imagery. very graphic and gorey, sometimes spooky but very VIOLENT and ANGRY.


Also, back me up here for these IHN guys GPHATT - Rasko is kind of the KING of pump up style posting when he's pumped, right?

Easily he is one of the best on the CCS...I know whenever I want to rage lift and need that extra motivation to throw up 325 on the bench I just read one of Rasko's pump up threads and that shit goes up like I am lifting a bag of feathers.
 

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I like to stick my dick in an electrical socket while listening to mozarts requiem backwards.

I need coffee first
 

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I guess that's a football thing he does? He doesn't really do pump threads here as much as insane ideas or speculating on how Bickell will be utilized or something of that nature.

I just listened to Beethoven's 1st symphony 1st movement, pretty jammed up
 

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I guess that's a football thing he does? He doesn't really do pump threads here as much as insane ideas or speculating on how Bickell will be utilized or something of that nature.

I just listened to Beethoven's 1st symphony 1st movement, pretty jammed up

It's not "insane"

His ideas are inspired and creative, and seek to get more physicality out of the Hawks roster.
 

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It's not "insane"

His ideas are inspired and creative, and seek to get more physicality out of the Hawks roster.

inspired and creative can be insane, who said differently? rather insulting you insinuate that.
 

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Rasko hasn't posted here for a while but he would always do these cray cray football pump up threads during the Bears season and I know he's into the brand of hockey people like Grim, Me, BHP and other more "physical" style play backers on here.


I hope he comes in here and shows you guys how it's done, CCS style.


For those of you who don't know, Rasko is a guy that has taken a lot of drugs in his life, mostly weed these days but IIRC he used to dabble in that stuff that they based that film "Jacob's Ladder" on.

His favorite move in a streetfight is biting. He weighs like 300 pounds of muscle and lives in a box in the woods on the West Coast. he's a total hardass who loves the taste of blood and sees visions of demons, perhaps even has IRL access to the underworld.

Here's to hoping he can do a better job of getting errbody pumped for the game tonight. If he sees this, he will oblige. If not, I'll try to dig up some of his old Bears pump up stories and just replace all the Bears related themes with Blackhawks references.

You guys are gonna love it. GET PUMPED!!!

You forgot EROTIC ASPHYXIATION.
 

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There was one of these threads created by HHM before Game 1.

There was not of these threads created by HHM before Game 2.

Just sayin'.
 

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I guess that's a football thing he does? He doesn't really do pump threads here as much as insane ideas or speculating on how Bickell will be utilized or something of that nature.

I just listened to Beethoven's 1st symphony 1st movement, pretty jammed up

Thats such a wuss movement. Thats what runblad listens to to get jacked up bro. Mine as well listen to flight of the bumble bees.
 

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There was one of these threads created by HHM before Game 1.

There was not of these threads created by HHM before Game 2.

Just sayin'.

Why do you think I'm trying to get Rasko to take the reigns of this one? Also, I didn't even post in Grimson's game two pumpup thread because I was scared of the HHM jinx that I #calledit you would try to put on me.
 

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Why do you think I'm trying to get Rasko to take the reigns of this one? Also, I didn't even post in Grimson's game two pumpup thread because I was scared of the HHM jinx that I #calledit you would try to put on me.

DModtroll was trolling me in the Rangers thread last night for a #callEDIT I had. So good call.

Hopefully Rask sees this in the next hour.
 

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Thats such a wuss movement. Thats what runblad listens to to get jacked up bro. Mine as well listen to flight of the bumble bees.

Nah, I bet you he's really just listening to this
[video=youtube;gpH-Z1soSmc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpH-Z1soSmc[/video]
 
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There was one of these threads created by HHM before Game 1.

There was not of these threads created by HHM before Game 2.

Just sayin'.
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