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I was an Earl fan. Campbell that is.
 

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With how sure Earl's hands were, I'm pretty surprised he didn't find another full-time job in the NFL. There are definitely lesser receivers getting paid right now. And lots of em.
 

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Why would we sign a player who was bad at football even even before he retired?
 

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Why would we sign a player who was bad at football even even before he retired?

You are worse at trolling than Earl is at football.... at least Earl tries at football..... do better.
 

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I would definitely welcome the move. I never really wanted him gone in the first place I understand that that he's no stat machine, but when healthy he has reliable hands, & he seemed to make the catches he did get count at crucial times. Who knows maybe some time off was exactly what Earl needed to help out with the problems he started to have with injuries.

No he won't be a stat monster, but as another poster mentioned, he will go over the middle, he doesn't drop the ball much, makes tough catches, & seems to make them count when the Bears need them most. Heading into a third season I just don't see where Marquis Wilson has shown anything at all, let alone what the Bears got out of Earl over the same span of time.

I would call him up at this point.
 

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You are worse at trolling than Earl is at football.... at least Earl tries at football..... do better.

Fear not, I am embarking on a quest to become the the Nation's Most Prominent Internet Troll.

But first, let's discuss Earl 'Edgar Bennett' being bad at football. Below average speed, over rated hands, can only gain separation if he's running a 5 yard route, and injury prone. Bennett makes Aromashadu look like Jerry Rice.
 

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Fear not, I am embarking on a quest to become the the Nation's Most Prominent Internet Troll.

But first, let's discuss Earl 'Edgar Bennett' being bad at football. Below average speed, over rated hands, can only gain separation if he's running a 5 yard route, and injury prone. Bennett makes Aromashadu look like Jerry Rice.

What does that red bar under your name mean?

NVM I just hovered over it.

Looks like CCS would like you to improve. FWIW I think you're a good poster.
 

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What does that red bar under your name mean?

NVM I just hovered over it.
Means he was in before this site became a pussified everyone deserves a trophy no dislike circlejerk.
Oh, and that he sucks at posting.
 

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Fear not, I am embarking on a quest to become the the Nation's Most Prominent Internet Troll.

But first, let's discuss Earl 'Edgar Bennett' being bad at football. Below average speed, over rated hands, can only gain separation if he's running a 5 yard route, and injury prone. Bennett makes Aromashadu look like Jerry Rice.

You have had a hardon for trolling earl ever since knox turned into gumby. You clearly don't understand x's and o's or the importance of the y receiver.

So fuck off and get out of my thread
 

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What does that red bar under your name mean?

NVM I just hovered over it.

Looks like CCS would like you to improve. FWIW I think you're a good poster.

Thanks man. A couple of posters on here say I am a troll but if you do a search of my post/thread history - I'm way less of a Troll than a lot of people on here. I'm always talking football.
 

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You have had a hardon for trolling earl ever since knox turned into gumby. You clearly don't understand x's and o's or the importance of the y receiver.

So fuck off and get out of my thread

You sound like Jonny. I'm the first thing he thinks of when he wakes up - and the last thing he thinks of when he goes to bed.
 

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Who the fuck is jonny? Do you often go into other peoples threads and accuse them of following you around? You sound like bette midler #everythingisaboutyou
 

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Earl Bennett is still available.
 

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