When i first saw this i thought it was gonna be another article to joke on the Bears
but all 9 reasons actually make perfect sense.
http://sportsmockery.com/2016/05/7-signs-david-fales-bears-long-term-plans/
Did you actually read the 9 reasons?
1. He's still here
Could it be because he makes $600,000 a year?
2. Blocked Outside Interest
Again, so what? He was cheaper than Claussen. And if the idea of blocking any player meant anything, why wouldn't the Bears have protected the guy who has actually started an NFL game?
3. The Draft
They give a quote from Pace, and assume he means that they are taking a QB, but that is not what Pace's quote says. Pace's quote says they need to make sure they have accurate grades on them.
4. Buried on the Depth Chart
Yep, a clear a sign that he is in the future plans is signing another FA QB and burying a guy on the depth chart.
5. High Praise from Others
Great, trade him to them. Who gives a shit about what Trent Baalke thinks of David Fales? I care what Ryan Pace and John Fox think of him.
6. Progression
How the fuck, unless you're some Sports Mockery dipshit, do you see progression in 52 passes thrown in the preseason? Kill yourself if you think this article is worthwhile.
7. Kevin White
If the 2016 season hinges on the relationship between David Fales and Kevin White then you're fucked.
8. Pace/Brees
Is this a fucking joke? Seriously, kill yourself.
9. Stashing a QB
Seriously, you should die a slow painful death
tl;dr if you found this article interesting, then a pinwheel probably keeps you occupied.