Vesey Lottery

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Let me summarize.

1) Kevin Hayes is a pussy bitch who could have been as famous as Artemi Panarin, but was afraid (insert crying baby voice) "I don't want to compete for playing time, I'm an entitled baby bitch first round pick and the Hawks can suck my dick"

2) Vesey is Hayes childhood friend, and ended up choosing the Rangers after meeting with the two teams captains. (I have a feeling ours was a bit....shall we say "SERIOUS?" for the young man who chose the excitement of New York and partying with Hayes instead.

Had Hayes not fucked us, we may have them both right now and an embarrassingly dominant squad.

3) In the end, we will ass fuck both their souls and Toews will seriously rip out their hearts through their spine, splash it on the ice and cut it into little tenderloins skating figure eights around their hopes and dreams.



Mistakes of the young I guess, but mistakes they will eventually pay for nonetheless.

Yeah #3 for sure
 

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Sounds like the steal of the draft, MVP on the summer league championship team.
 

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I think Campbell is Rosival's age, and so is Hossa. It's not his age on a 1-yr deal, but if he can still make a positive contribution; I think Hudler can.

Imagine if the late Probert came after you...you wouldn't just shit your drawers but you'd also shit the drawers of everyone around you.

Alright, this actually made me laugh out loud.
 

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Hudler no longer available, signed with the Stars.
 

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Well that sucks. Wouldn't have minded him here on a one year contract
 

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So who the fuck is gonna play 1LW? (or 2LW if you make Panarin play with Toews on the 1st line)
 

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Time to find another diamond from the KHL

Maybe Pararin can "Phone a friend".

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I wonder if Hossa can call his younger brother...I think he plays LW..:)
 

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Oh man, I'd rather have Kopecky than Marcell Hossa.
 

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I'm glad the humor was not lost here...

Or we can look into David Toews...and I'm sure Keith Seabrook could help on defense. :p
 

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I'm glad the humor was not lost here...

Or we can look into David Toews...and I'm sure Keith Seabrook could help on defense. :p
Duncan Keith Sebrook... I like it.

Seriously though, I thought David or Keith was supposed to be a serious prospect? I can't remember which one, Maybe David given the pedigree of being serious?
 

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Duncan Keith Sebrook... I like it.

Seriously though, I thought David or Keith was supposed to be a serious prospect? I can't remember which one, Maybe David given the pedigree of being serious?
I think both were more fringe than Marcel Hossa

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