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"Chicago Bears quarterback: There is no lonelier American task than defending Jay Cutler. But let's really look at what's surrounding the Bears quarterback entering his eighth and possibly final season in Chicago:

1) After his most impressive season with the Bears, Cutler has yet another new offensive coordinator. Dowell Loggains has run one NFL offense, the 2013 Titans attack led by Ryan Fitzpatrick and Jake Locker.

2) Quarterbacks are heavily scrutinized everywhere. But there is something different about the public disdain that seems to follow Bears quarterbacks, and especially Cutler. It's strange, because even those Bears teams the fans can't stop talking about didn't exactly have great quarterback play.

3) Cutler's head coach, John Fox, has turned kneeling before halftime into an art form.

4) The Bears led the league in first-half run percentage and percentage of runs while trailing in the second half, according to the Football Outsiders Almanac. Fox loves to run, but he doesn't truly have the talent in the backfield to do so with Jeremy Langford leading the way.

5) ProFootball Focus ranked the Bears' offensive line 30th entering the 2016 season, and that was before the team lost starting center Hroniss Grasu for the year. Charles Leno and Bobby Massie could be the shakiest tackle duo in football.

6) Yes, Alshon Jeffery, Kevin White and Eddie Royal are a promising trio at receiver. But if Cutler has been a "coach killer" in his career, this group could be a quarterback killer. They combined for 18 games last year. Jeffery has proven immensely talented but unreliable, which is one reason the Bears haven't signed him to a long-term deal. White had one big season in college and still looks raw by all accounts after missing his rookie season last year to injury. This group has just enough name value to create unrealistic expectations.

7) The Bears' young defense also doesn't figure to be good enough to make up for any offensive inconsistency.

Add it all up, and Cutler is going to take the brunt of the blame for a tough situation. He will surely bear much of the responsibility and may not appear to care. That's why defending Jay Cutler also remains one of the hardest jobs in football."


Lol.


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That's why defending Jay Cutler also remains one of the hardest jobs in football

The man don't care, defending him seems pointless. What a character!
 

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HAH! Chicago Bears QB is CLEARLY the easiest job in the NFL... as evidenced by Jay Cutler still being here after 7 years of journeyman level performance.

Any other franchise would of sent this guy packing years ago but not here in Chicago baby! The last good Chicago QB played in the 1940's and everyone since then has been a disaster so if you have a pulse and can throw a football you can be hailed as a savior and have cucks like Dumbass34 endlessly white-knight for you.

Low expectations from fans or coaching staff + Front office that will reward mediocrity with 7 year $100+ million contracts = easiest/best job in NFL.
 

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HAH! Chicago Bears QB is CLEARLY the easiest job in the NFL... as evidenced by Jay Cutler still being here after 7 years of journeyman level performance.

Any other franchise would of sent this guy packing years ago but not here in Chicago baby! The last good Chicago QB played in the 1940's and everyone since then has been a disaster so if you have a pulse and can throw a football you can be hailed as a savior and have cucks like Dumbass34 endlessly white-knight for you.

Low expectations from fans or coaching staff + Front office that will reward mediocrity with 7 year $100+ million contracts = easiest/best job in NFL.

:lmao:
 

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HAH! Chicago Bears QB is CLEARLY the easiest job in the NFL... as evidenced by Jay Cutler still being here after 7 years of journeyman level performance.

Any other franchise would of sent this guy packing years ago but not here in Chicago baby! The last good Chicago QB played in the 1940's and everyone since then has been a disaster so if you have a pulse and can throw a football you can be hailed as a savior and have cucks like Dumbass34 endlessly white-knight for you.

Low expectations from fans or coaching staff + Front office that will reward mediocrity with 7 year $100+ million contracts = easiest/best job in NFL.

I think only showing up to bitch about cutler is a way easier job
 

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That's not a "job", at least not one recognized by the NFL. Try and keep up!

How about the job of the hack writer of this article? Can't possibly be easier to do his job when all you're doing is recycling years old shit.
 

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I would say whoever wrote that piece of crap was wrong on every point. Some people are hopeless.
 

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That's not a "job", at least not one recognized by the NFL. Try and keep up!

It should be. The commitment some of you put forth to it is pay worthy!
 

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How about the job of the hack writer of this article? Can't possibly be easier to do his job when all you're doing is recycling years old shit.

He starts off the article by saying:
Any NFL player works harder than, say, a tank-top model or hack sportswriter.

Maybe he knew this article was meh. Lol
 

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"Chicago Bears quarterback: There is no lonelier American task than defending Jay Cutler. But let's really look at what's surrounding the Bears quarterback entering his eighth and possibly final season in Chicago:

1) After his most impressive season with the Bears, Cutler has yet another new offensive coordinator. Dowell Loggains has run one NFL offense, the 2013 Titans attack led by Ryan Fitzpatrick and Jake Locker. (( Last year was not Cutlers most impressive at all))

2) Quarterbacks are heavily scrutinized everywhere. But there is something different about the public disdain that seems to follow Bears quarterbacks, and especially Cutler. It's strange, because even those Bears teams the fans can't stop talking about didn't exactly have great quarterback play. (( So what, not important))

3) Cutler's head coach, John Fox, has turned kneeling before halftime into an art form. (( I did see him kneel from the first play against Sea. But a art form?? ))

4) The Bears led the league in first-half run percentage and percentage of runs while trailing in the second half. (( close games you still run when behind. Just more thoughtless ramblings))

5) ProFootball Focus ranked the Bears' offensive line 30th entering the 2016 season, and that was before the team lost starting center Hroniss Grasu for the year. Charles Leno and Bobby Massie could be the shakiest tackle duo in football. (( Rankings don't really mean much and Leno is listed as shakie??? Leno has been a stud. ))

6) Yes, Alshon Jeffery, Kevin White and Eddie Royal are a promising trio at receiver. But if Cutler has been a "coach killer" in his career, this group could be a quarterback killer. They combined for 18 games last year. Jeffery has proven immensely talented but unreliable, which is one reason the Bears haven't signed him to a long-term deal. White had one big season in college and still looks raw by all accounts after missing his rookie season last year to injury. This group has just enough name value to create unrealistic expectations. (( How is AJ unreliable? Really it was just the one season. lol ))

7) The Bears' young defense also doesn't figure to be good enough to make up for any offensive inconsistency. (( Wrong wrong wrong Def is hungrey and it's almost feeding time. ))

Add it all up, and Cutler is going to take the brunt of the blame for a tough situation. He will surely bear much of the responsibility and may not appear to care. (( Ok I'll buy this one))


Lol.
 

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I think only showing up to bitch about cutler is a way easier job

Yup, it's much easier on this side of the debate with all the supporting facts and data as opposed to the increasingly sad and pathetic pro-Cutler side clinging to nothing but broken hopes, dreams, and 7 years of failed of "this is the year Jay Cutler breaks out!" predictions...lol

Feel free to stop being butthurt that myself and others knew when to fold a bad hand and come and join us.
 

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HAH! Chicago Bears QB is CLEARLY the easiest job in the NFL... as evidenced by Jay Cutler still being here after 7 years of journeyman level performance.

Any other franchise would of sent this guy packing years ago but not here in Chicago baby! The last good Chicago QB played in the 1940's and everyone since then has been a disaster so if you have a pulse and can throw a football you can be hailed as a savior and have cucks like Dumbass34 endlessly white-knight for you.

Low expectations from fans or coaching staff + Front office that will reward mediocrity with 7 year $100+ million contracts = easiest/best job in NFL.

Well, to be fair to Cutler we had an idiot GM extend him that long and give him that much money.
 

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Yup, it's much easier on this side of the debate with all the supporting facts and data as opposed to the increasingly sad and pathetic pro-Cutler side clinging to nothing but broken hopes, dreams, and 7 years of failed of "this is the year Jay Cutler breaks out!" predictions...lol

Feel free to stop being butthurt that myself and others knew when to fold a bad hand and come and join us.

Is that what you do? I see folks like FT and airtime using facts to debate but you? I'd put you in the lines of a loud movie extra, sidekick quality.

Don't think we can all just flip our switch to hating Cutler after supporting him for years like you broc
 
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Well, to be fair to Cutler we had an idiot GM extend him that long and give him that much money.

True, but I already accounted for that...

Low expectations from fans and coaching staff + Front office that will reward mediocrity with 7 year $100+ million contracts = easiest/best job in NFL.
 

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