Which 0-3 team would you take?

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"Analysts" make a case for which of the four 0-3 teams they'd rather be a fan of. Guess which team no-one picked! I wasn't so interested in what they had to say but we've been so focused on next year's draft and the race for the #1 pick that I thought this would be a more interesting way to look at our predicament. These are our competitors right now.

Of the four teams, I'd take our position over the Saints who are not only in cap hell but cap purgatory, with no sustainable plan to get things back on track. Their defense is worse than ours, and their QB is 37 with no succession plan (I realise this is still better than our QB situation - please don't Cutlerise this thread!) They do have a good to great offense but honestly I'd hate to be a Saints fan right now. The Browns remain the Brownsiest team in football but should be at least 1-2, something you can't say about us. The Jags get rid of Gus Bradley and I think they become competitive. I'd swap our roster with theirs in a heartbeat obviously. The fucking Jags.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000710924/article/which-03-team-would-you-rather-be-a-fan-of

These are halcyon days for fans of the Patriots, Ravens, Broncos, Eagles and Vikings. Your teams are rolling; undefeated when it seems so many other teams are just trying to sort themselves out.

Then, there are the fans of the Jaguars, Browns, Saints and Bears. Statistically, there is about a 3 percent chance one of these teams will reach the postseason. Since 1980, only five teams who have started off by losing their first three games made the playoffs. Only one team since the merger -- the 1992 San Diego Chargers -- made the playoffs at 0-4.

So to make most of you feel better, the Around The NFL power alley of Kevin Patra, Marc Sessler and Conor Orr discussed which of the 0-3 teams they would rather be a fan of and why you will get by/survive.

Jacksonville Jaguars

While I grew up a Browns fan, and find conversations with fellow co-workers and Browns fans Nick Shook and Marc Sessler to be quite cathartic on Sunday afternoons, especially when discussing the increase in effort level and fire under new head coach Hue Jackson, I am going with the Jacksonville Jaguars. Some are considering the Jaguars a massive disappointment at 0-3 this season, but I am also looking at this through the lens of a perennially disgruntled fan. The Jaguars already have their quarterback in Blake Bortles, even if he is currently in a funk. Jalen Ramsey might be one of the most exciting young cornerbacks in football and he didn't back down against the intimidating Steve Smith Sr. in a loss last weekend. Pass rusher Dante Fowler also seems to be coming into his own, though he'll need game reps.

The Jaguars are now where Browns fans can hope to be in about a year or two. If nothing else, there is something to be said about rooting for a team which has a plan even if it is not yet moving forward. Jacksonville is still talented enough to climb out of last place in the division and surprise the Titans -- and potentially Colts. That is something to watch for.

-- Conor Orr

Cleveland Browns

Look, I get all the criticism. So much of it remains valid, and it isn't easy for Browns fans to watch Carson Wentz fry teams in three straight starts. Still, anyone watching the game tape over the past two weeks sees a Cleveland roster burning for a win while playing the Ravens and Dolphins right down to the wire. The Browns have been involved in a thousand hyper-dull games since 1999, but this team is far from dull. That's impossible when Hue Jackson responded to losing his top two quarterbacks by unleashing a wild, two-quarterback rotation of rookie Cody Kessler and Terrelle Pryor. It was something out of a Madden fever dream and memorable because Pryor ripped through the Dolphins for 200 total yards of offense on Sunday. They won't win many games this season, but adding Josh Gordon and a healthy Corey Coleman to the mix only ups the strange nature of this bizarro offense.

Beyond what's on the field today -- and being haunted weekly by Wentz being compared to every living Hall of Fame passer -- it will be fascinating to watch Cleveland's beyond-the-borderlands front office build a roster with the bounty of future draft picks they own. Winning team? Not yet? Interesting? You bet.

-- Marc Sessler

New Orleans Saints

Drew Brees. Drew Brees. Drew Brees. Of all the winless teams only the Saints boast a lock Hall of Fame quarterback, which always makes them a candidate for a quick turnaround. Yes, the defense is comically terrible, but you can't deny Brees makes for an exciting watch. The Saints once again have firepower surrounding the quarterback. Michael Thomas is my favorite young receiver and will continue his ascent into the upper echelon of wideouts over the next several years. Brandin Cooks is good for a huge game every two-to-three weeks. Willie Snead is becoming one of the most underrated pass-catchers in the league. Heck, Brees might even force tight end Coby Fleener into a viable entity. The Saints will give up points, but Brees always fires back. You could do a lot worse than watching shootouts on a weekly basis. As long as Brees is under center, there is hope in New Orleans.

-- Kevin Patra

A note on the Bears: Why did no one select the Bears? This was a tough decision but it came down to several factors -- one being that Kevin White is arguably the most exciting player on the roster, but he's clearly not full speed just yet. Adding to the White factor, the Bears don't really have the optimal quarterbacking situation to get him the ball. Leonard Floyd adds an enticing element to their linebacking corps and he'll no doubt be a topic of conversation down the road once John Fox gets this defense up and running.
 

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Jaguars
Saints, Franchise LT, Cam Jordan, Stephone Anthony, the cap hell will be gone soon.
Bears
Browns, mostly because they just passed on Wentz
 

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id be happy if i were a browns fan. jackson is going to be a hell of a HC imo, they have a ton of fucking picks, and theyll likely have shot at a top qb in the upcoming draft.

jag fans have something to be optimistic about as well but i think the browns can really turn things around going forward with jackson and a young QB.
 

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Jackson is great but they still have to hit on a QB and have a perennially tough division. Jags are a bit further among and have the Titans and the Colts four games a year. Inexcusable that they are 0-3 really.
 

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Easy - Jacksonville.

Under one condition, I'd never have to set foot in Jacksonville, FL.

But they do have the pool in the stadium, but Khan isn't fooling anyone. The hotties they get in the pool are imported in from Miami. Jacksonville is full of fat white trash pigs with terrible neck tattoos.
 

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What?? Who wrote this synopsis...Kevin Patra or Ken Patera?

ken kind of looks like a young john fox

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Aren't the Saints completely fucked with respect to their salary cap situation? Thought I'd read that somewhere.
 

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None of the teams are void of talent. They're void of people in their FO that knows anything about football.

The one I'd least like is the Saints. Virtually all they have is the 37 year old Brees.. and he's 37.
 

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Don't have to read it id take the Jaguars not even close.

I agree but their play calling has been as bad as Loggains for years and the owner can't see the obvious that they need a new head coach, OC and DC.

They have the talent, so they are easy to pick, but they are a shit show like the other 3 teams too.


If Tony Romo were to end up on the Bears this season, I might take the Bears.
 

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The thing I took from this is no-one picked the Bears. We don't have the elite young player upside that the Jags have with Ramsey, Jackson, Fowler etc. We don't have the QB that the Saints have. And we don't have a coach as good as Hue Jackson.

We're even mediocre at being bad.
 

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The thing I took from this is no-one picked the Bears. We don't have the elite young player upside that the Jags have with Ramsey, Jackson, Fowler etc. We don't have the QB that the Saints have. And we don't have a coach as good as Hue Jackson.

We're even mediocre at being bad.

Get Goldman/Trevaithon back and fire Loggains for Roman to finish the season, and we wouldn't be a bad choice. The problem is nobody has any faith in the fucks in charge of the bears to put out this dumpster fire.

Heads should be rolling, but they think they are wise to be cool and wait it out. We probalby win the next two, rally a bit, get some guys back and act competitve the rest of the season only to fall short and pick 6-11 or so.

We suck bad.
 

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