What did you do after the Cubs won?

FirstTimer · Nov 3, 2016

-Went around the bar high fiving and hugging friends

-Repeated "Oh my fucking God" about 100 times

-Celebratory beer and shot of whiskey

-Texted and called my Cubs fan friends to talk about it.

hebs · Nov 3, 2016

Went to bed... got shot down for sex by the wife.

FatBabiesHaveNoPride · Nov 3, 2016

hebs said:
Went to bed... got shot down for sex by the wife.

Your wife or someone else's?

hebs · Nov 3, 2016

FatBabiesHaveNoPride said:
Your wife or someone else's?

Wait... you can try with someone else's?

TL1961 · Nov 3, 2016

hebs said:
Went to bed... got shot down for sex by the wife.

Don't take it personally. She shot me down, too.

Something about a headache.

didshereallysaythat · Nov 3, 2016

Was at home. We don't even live by a busy street but everyone was honking their cars and there were fireworks going off. It was crazy. I got a bunch of text messages and yeah, tried to sleep.

I just remember idiot Joe Buck going "gonna be a tough play!!" or some shit like that, and then Bryant threw him out by 20 feet. Haha.

FatBabiesHaveNoPride · Nov 3, 2016

Jumped around, said holy shit, changed my piss soaked drawers, hugged the wife and kids. Let the kids run around outside with all the other kids clanging cowbells and what not. Listened/watched a lot of fireworks. Put my older ones to bed and tried to get my 6 year old back to bed (we woke him up).

Watched a bunch of post game stuff including the Fox stuff. Waiting for some dumb MMA shit to end on FS1 so I could watch the Frank/ARod/Rose post game. Flipped around Comcast, MLB, ESPN, etc.

The ESPN crew including the waste of space softball player woman and the creepy toupee'd Karl Ravetch was horrid. MLB and FS1 were great. Kaplan and Hollandsworth on Comcast were decent.

The random reporters interviewing drunk dumb fans in front of Wrigley or at random bars was the least interesting. Of note, the random reporter woman - who most likely grew up somewhere like Dallas, TX or Irvine, CA asking a Cubs fan if 'he's been waiting for this all his life'. That Cubs fan appeared to be about 17 years old.

BaBaBlacksheep · Nov 3, 2016

Texted people till 2 am. Drinking the whole time. Wishing I lived in Chicago.

hebs · Nov 3, 2016

TL1961 said:
Don't take it personally. She shot me down, too.

Something about a headache.

Yeah... that's her I'm not really into you excuse...

I got the "I'm too sore from the previous few nights" excuse...

Jester · Nov 3, 2016

I was DEAD TIRED and watched 1.5 hours of postgame before I got to sleep and dragged ass into work at 5am CST.

FatBabiesHaveNoPride · Nov 3, 2016

hebs said:
Wait... you can try with someone else's?

It's kinda like that movie The Purge, where you can fuck people up one night a year.

Since the Cubs hadn't won in 108 years, there was a lift on the moratorium/social taboo.

dweebs19 · Nov 3, 2016

called brother who lives in Chicago and we screamed on the phone. Went to the bedroom and woke up the wife to tell her the cubbies won and she replies "that dumb curse thing is finally over, and you're allowed to have sex now?(I told her that I was giving up sex until the cubs win the world series)" and then she went back to sleep. I then stayed up watching postgame stuff to finally go to bed at 3:30

Shawon0Meter · Nov 3, 2016

I cried

I watched the TV with this face for about 45 minutes:

I texted with my buddies until about 3

I wasn't tired at all so I went to a 24 hour diner. The waitress and the manager guy weren't Cubs fans but they were excited about what a great game it was and they basically talked to me about it the whole time lol

Went to bed about 5

Called in sick to work about 8, which everybody there expected

ClydeLee · Nov 3, 2016

Watched Lincoln get assainated on Timeless

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Gustavus Adolphus · Nov 3, 2016

I do what I normally do. I had sex with BearsBud's wife.

clonetrooper264 · Nov 3, 2016

Jumped around BWW screaming with everyone else. High fived a lot of strangers. Probably did some damage to my vocal cords from yelling.

Went home and hugged my parents and yelled some more.

Texted a bunch of friends about the game.

FatBabiesHaveNoPride · Nov 3, 2016

clonetrooper264 said:
Jumped around BWW screaming with everyone else. High fived a lot of strangers. Probably did some damage to my vocal cords from yelling.

Went home and hugged my parents and yelled some more.

Texted a bunch of friends about the game.

There are so many great bars all around - people really go to BWW?

Gustavus Adolphus · Nov 3, 2016

FatBabiesHaveNoPride said:
There are so many great bars all around - people really go to BWW?

Also: still lives with his parents.

Dogstar · Nov 3, 2016

- Ate a giant bowl of mint ice cream to soothe the 8th & 9th inning ulcer
- Watched post game until Theo dropped a major F-Bomb on live TV.
- Went up to bed and stared at the ceiling for 40 minutes.
- Popped a couple Beny's, fell asleep somewhere around 2:15ish