Tony Romo wins celebrity golf tournament

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Terry Bradshaw is frankly sick and tired of analyzing all the possible Tony Romo destinations.

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With Alshon Jeffery gone, DeSean Jackson announces on Twitter that he is coming to the dumpster fire.



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On Raskolnikov's recommendation, Bears GM Ryan Pace visited an Oracle this week to help him decide on which players will spearhead the Bears offense to victory:

She named 13.

1. Tony Romo QB

2. DeSean Jackson WR1

3. Cameron Meredith WR2

4. Kendall Wright Slot Receiver

5. Jordan Howard RB

6. Jeremy Langford 3rd down back

7. David Njoku TE

8. Cody Whitehair C

9. Kyle Long RG

10. Josh Sitton LG

11. Bobby Massie RT

12. Andrew Withworth LT

13. Zane Gonzalez K

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Introducing the 13th warrior:

 

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Biggest difference between 6 and 9?

Romo, 36, turned down a lucrative announcing job because he is determined to play and win the next 2-3 years despite risk of injury.

Cutler, 33, no legacy, threatening retirement if he doesn't get traded to a team in California.
 

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Biggest difference between 6 and 9?

Romo, 36, turned down a lucrative announcing job because he is determined to play and win the next 2-3 years despite risk of injury.

Cutler, 33, no legacy, threatening retirement if he doesn't get traded to a team in California.

"How fucking tough is Tony Romo?" -Bill Burr

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Tony Romo's new contract details leaked!

Guaranteed money: $20 million
Contract length: Three years
Average per year: $18 million
Deal total: $54 million
Maximum value: $66 million with various incentives for playoff wins, 4000 passing yards, 30 TDs

Welcome to Chicago Tony

Early reactions on how this changes things in the NFC North plus a non sequitur weather forecast:

[video=youtube_share;C6HkgRbSQ3s]https://youtu.be/C6HkgRbSQ3s[/video]
 

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In case you missed it, that's Jeff Saturday filling in for Stephen A. Smith with the weather.

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Mods, I will be away the next two weeks so feel free to move future Romo news, playoff discussion, and parade routes to the main forum.
 

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