Ode To Omeletpants

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I know many of you pretend to dislike the guy but deep down inside I know you guys have a soft spot for him.
So I put this little poem together to show our undying appreciation for the greatest poster in CCS, CBMB, and World history...enjoy!

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Ode To Omeletpants

Wise old Omelet what's left for us to say,
We should all strive to be like you each and every day.

For the longest time you've been our strong and fearless leader,
Your moral compass exceeds far beyond that of even Derek Jeter.

Don't listen to the dicklickers they don't know what most do,
Those idiots deserve to get curb stomped by Ndamukong Suh.

I'm so proud to consider you a dear and wonderful friend,
One I'd go to hell and back trying to defend.

You are absolutely right about the Bears and especially John Fox,
Mediocre at best we would have been so better off being coached by a cereal box.

Some day your incandescence will fade and with it will bring many frowns,
They won't admit it now but many of them will come from the Trade Down Clowns.

So just so it's clear we undoubtedly appreciate every thing you do,
That comes especially from me and also the bozos, the CCS crew.


- The Warden of the Northeast
 

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I know many of you pretend to dislike the guy but deep down inside I know you guys have a soft spot for him.
So I put this little poem together to show our undying appreciation for the greatest poster in CCS, CBMB, and World history...enjoy!

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Ode To Omeletpants

Wise old Omelet what's left for us to say,
We should all strive to be like you each and every day.

For the longest time you've been our strong and fearless leader,
Your moral compass exceeds far beyond that of even Derek Jeter.

Don't listen to the dicklickers they don't know what most do,
Those idiots deserve to get curb stomped by Ndamukong Suh.

I'm so proud to consider you a dear and wonderful friend,
One I'd go to hell and back trying to defend.

You are absolutely right about the Bears and especially John Fox,
Mediocre at best we would have been so better off being coached by a cereal box.

Some day your incandescence will fade and with it will bring many frowns,
They won't admit it now but many of them will come from the Trade Down Clowns.

So just so it's clear we undoubtedly appreciate every thing you do,
That comes especially from me and also the bozos, the CCS crew.


- The Warden of the Northeast

Completely Gay you Dicklicker
 

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Sunbiz once sang an ode to omelet and we know how that went down.......
 

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My favorite teams
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  1. Atlanta United FC
  1. Los Angeles Lakers
  2. Orlando Magic
  3. Phoenix Suns
  4. Sacramento Kings
  1. Columbus Blue Jackets
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People only hate OmeletPants because he could be there father.
 

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The Real Ode To Omeletpants

Brain-dead Omelet what's left for us to say,
You are a shitty poster and are super gay.

You've been anything but a leader,
Taking it up the ass and sucking lots of peters.

Beware that the CCS members find out what you do,
Your breath smells of penis and your penis smells of poo.

The Warden of the Northeast is your only friend,
because you suck his penis and take it in the end.

You were lucky to be right about the terrible coach named John Fox,
You would be right about other things if you stopped sucking so many cocks.

Your brain is getting dimmer daily and any last intelligent thought will soon end,
You are so frickin' old that you need to wear Depends.

Just so it's clear we won't lose anything of value when you are dead,
except Warden of the Northeast of giving and receiving head.


- All CCS posters not named The Warden of the Northeast
 

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This is so not bears related and is the front runner for worst thread of the year


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The Real Ode To Omeletpants

Brain-dead Omelet what's left for us to say,
You are a shitty poster and are super gay.

You've been anything but a leader,
Taking it up the ass and sucking lots of peters.

Beware that the CCS members find out what you do,
Your breath smells of penis and your penis smells of poo.

The Warden of the Northeast is your only friend,
because you suck his penis and take it in the end.

You were lucky to be right about the terrible coach named John Fox,
You would be right about other things if you stopped sucking so many cocks.

Your brain is getting dimmer daily and any last intelligent thought will soon end,
You are so frickin' old that you need to wear Depends.

Just so it's clear we won't lose anything of value when you are dead,
except Warden of the Northeast of giving and receiving head.


- All CCS posters not named The Warden of the Northeast

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