Ode To Omeletpants

Warden of the Northeast · Feb 20, 2018

ruprecht said:
My first project will be to divert the flow of google bucks.

You're in charge.

Warden of the Northeast · Feb 20, 2018

Adipost said:
How long did it take you to make this?

Like 20 seconds.

IBleedBearsBlood · Feb 20, 2018

Warden of the Northeast said:
I know many of you pretend to dislike the guy but deep down inside I know you guys have a soft spot for him.
So I put this little poem together to show our undying appreciation for the greatest poster in CCS, CBMB, and World history...enjoy!

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Ode To Omeletpants

Wise old Omelet what's left for us to say,
We should all strive to be like you each and every day.

For the longest time you've been our strong and fearless leader,
Your moral compass exceeds far beyond that of even Derek Jeter.

Don't listen to the dicklickers they don't know what most do,
Those idiots deserve to get curb stomped by Ndamukong Suh.

I'm so proud to consider you a dear and wonderful friend,
One I'd go to hell and back trying to defend.

You are absolutely right about the Bears and especially John Fox,
Mediocre at best we would have been so better off being coached by a cereal box.

Some day your incandescence will fade and with it will bring many frowns,
They won't admit it now but many of them will come from the Trade Down Clowns.

So just so it's clear we undoubtedly appreciate every thing you do,
That comes especially from me and also the bozos, the CCS crew.

- The Warden of the Northeast