The stupid joke thread - PLease keep the jokes in here for the sake of the rest of us

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Did you hear about the women who farted in a hollow log?

If you were on the other end you would have.

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if those are good jokes i'm a jet pilot and i cant even fly a kite.... please...
 

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Why don't the world's best poker players ever play cards in the jungle?









There's too many cheetahs.
 
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A middle aged woman wants to spice up her sex life, so she decides to surprise her husband. After he gets home from work, she strips down naked, dons a red cape, runs in the room, jumps in front of the TV and yells "Super-Pussy!"

After thinking about it for a second, her husband replies "Well, I think I'll have the soup."
 

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fenderpfunk used to be scared of pretty girls til one confessed they're even more scared of him.
 

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Why couldn't the NFL QB ever throw more than 1 TD in a game?
























Cause the Bears got fleeced.
 

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What do you call it when 20 Kyle Long fans gather in the basement?
















A whine cellar.
 

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