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Spartan ruined the thread.
The stupid joke thread - PLease keep the jokes in here for the sake of the rest of us
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Spartan was driving down a country road with BaBaBlacksheep and Fatman as passengers. Spartan pulls the car over and says "look at that sheep with his head caught in the fence.
Spartan gets out of the car and has his way with the sheep. BaBaBlacksheep then gets out and has his way with the sheep also.
After they were done Spartan says "where the hell is Fatman?"
They both look a little further down the road and see Fatman with his head stuck in the fence saying "I'm next"
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Spartan gets out of the car and has his way with the sheep. BaBaBlacksheep then gets out and has his way with the sheep also.
After they were done Spartan says "where the hell is Fatman?"
They both look a little further down the road and see Fatman with his head stuck in the fence saying "I'm next"
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So I parked my car on the street, fitting in a tight spot with mad parallel parking skills. I knew I did a good job but was surprised when I went back to my car somebody had left a note on my windshield complimenting me. It said “Parking Fine”. Hell yeah!
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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run ?
The grass tickles there balls ....
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An Australian bear walked confidently into a job interview and declared, "I believe I am koala-fied for this job!"
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How does a Packer fan find a sheep in the vast rolling hills of Wisconsin?
Satisfying!
Satisfying!
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The Packers took advantage of a once in a lifetime QB talent and won multiple super bowls.
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Try harder, so far "nothing" would be better than your material.
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You're so dumb, they had to burn down the school to get you out of 3rd grade.
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Like I said your material sucks.
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It was.
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A salesman approaches a house with a man on the porch and a barking dog in the driveway. The salesman rolls down his window and asks the gentleman if his dog bites. The gentle man responds "nope". As the salesman exits the car the dog promptly bites him in the leg. After the sales man quickly returns to his car with a wounded leg he yells to the gentleman " I thought you said your dog didn't bite" the gentleman responded "that's not my dog."
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Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Botta bang!
For fingering a minor.
Botta bang!
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A guy walks into a bar and says ‘Ouch’.
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You're so dumb, you stared at an orange juice carton because it said “concentrate”!
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A spin-off to that would be " why did it take a blonde three days to open a bottle of orange juice" ?
Because it said " Concentrate on the side ".
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Looking at Spunky Porkstacker's avatar reminds me of a funny incident long ago. I was taking a train ride to the city and I looked up as I heard the conductor tell a lady, who was boarding, "damn, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." The woman was pissed and just stormed to the back of the train car and grabbed a seat still cursing the conductor who insulted her baby. She was telling another woman, sitting by her, what the conductor said about her precious baby. The woman basically told her not to take that shit and said she should go give that conductor a piece of her mind, she said, "go now and tell that mf off. Go right now!! I'll hold your monkey for you."
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A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's steering wheel jammed into his pants.
"What's up with that?' asks the bar tender.
"Argh," replies the pirate. "It's drivin' me nuts!"
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"What's up with that?' asks the bar tender.
"Argh," replies the pirate. "It's drivin' me nuts!"
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