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First of all, major shoutouts to THE guy @HeHateMe for being the man with the fire flow and flame dro that's always in the know. He brought us the DAWGS 2 years ago and it's time to bring it back. This time tho, I'm looking for some crowd participation from you gagglechops.
Premise of the thread is simple - I assign literal hypothetical dollas to these DAWGS and you gals pick the best bangbang deal out of the lot. Who helps the team the most, when taking in to account their assigned dollar values in comparison to the rest. Simple! There's 0 point to this thread whatsoever, aside fro me me proclaiming we have THE BEST DAWGS in the league, so I do hope you all enjoy!
I'll be busy for most the rest of today so i'll check back in l8r and hope this thread doesn't suck. Please save your trollolololing of me (or anyone @here) for another thread, as I am not hearing it today boyos.
K?
K.
So lets set the bar all the way at the literal top of the NFL with our very best dawg. Gotta get a baseline somewhere:
Khalil Mack - $100
Stats through 3 games: 13 total tackles, 4 sacks, 1 pass deflection, 1 interception, 1 TD, and THREE forced fumbles.
What needs to be said about this dawg? Would enshrining him in Canton right now be considered too early? Too late? He's not only the best LB on the Bears, he may be the best LB in the entire league. Buyers beware though, you're blowing your entire figurative load if you select this BEAST.
Danny Trevathan - $41
Stats through 3 games: 20 total tackles, 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble
Man oh man.... when you're wrong you're wrong. And I was wrong. The obvious Fox/Denver connection brought this dawg to the murda capital, and no, i didn't think getting one of the lower players on a historically great D was a good idea. He's been injured some in his stint @here, but he looks fresh2death this season and is on a roll. U buying high or selling low at $41??
Akiem Hicks - $39
Stats through 3 games: 10 total tackles, 2 sacks, 2 tackles for loss, 2 forced fumbles.
Mr. Thiccs himself, total bull in a chinese shop type player, ABSOLUTELY LOVE his playstyle. What an absolute thicccccc dawg this guy is, i mean, just look at those thighs! Holy chit, he's literally going to eat the Buccs interior ALIVE! :lmao: (bonus points for that clear jersey snag by the packers player there, but dont worry, he's still only $39!)
Eddie Goldman - $36
Stats through 3 games: 8 total tackles, 1 sack
Simply put, this guy is a big, big, BIG DAWG. Such a terrorizing force in the middle, even commanding triple teams at times! He's a perfect example of power over finesse. Who needs to spin when you could just swallow up fat bois whole? I simply will never be able to understand why it seems like @Gus is the only guy that talks about Eddie Goldman. Expect a big push in the middle from this mountain of a DAWG.
Roquan Smith - $23
Stats through 3 games: 14 total tackles, 1 sack, 1 tackle for loss
Not gonna lie, this one aint a dawg yet, but just a lil pupper. BUT, it looks like he's coming along and growing into his bootstraps. This BuxBang is more based on potential at this point, but I'm still loving me some noquan. He'll be a DAWG soon enough. #bookit
Leonard Floyd - $20
Stats through 3 games: 6 tackles, 1 pass deflected
This pup has been injured thru 3 weeks, even had a club on his hand for the first 2. It's almost cringy, but i appreciate his effort to at least take the field while dealing with a boo-boo. Hopefully he can get this season back on track quickly, because i will never understand the reasoning behind dropping a speed rusher with a limp wrist into coverage.
Bonus DAWG:
Aaron Lynch - $17
Stats through 3 games: 2 tackles, 1 sack, 1 tackle for a loss
Gotta include my guy A-A-Ron for his week 2 performance. Man, this fella really looks like he got his shit together boyos. This has "diamond in the ruff find" potential with the way this dawg is barking right now. Can't be more estatic, but he's only in a rotational roll because he's not an alphadawg... yet.
Bonus BONUS (NOT a DAWG) DAWG:
Kyle Long - $3
Stats through 3 games: 1 tackle, 4 sacks given up, 3 wins in fortnite
This guy gets honorable mention solely because he gives these DAWGS a chance to "WOW" us by getting the offense off the field so quickly. I think it would be safe to say that Mack would have AT LEAST 1 less sack if Kyle "Turnstyle" Long was blocking people like his job description states.
Reminder: this guys is making 460k per game for this performance, and that's assuming he stays healthy, which history suggests wont happen.
WHO YA GOT?
Premise of the thread is simple - I assign literal hypothetical dollas to these DAWGS and you gals pick the best bangbang deal out of the lot. Who helps the team the most, when taking in to account their assigned dollar values in comparison to the rest. Simple! There's 0 point to this thread whatsoever, aside fro me me proclaiming we have THE BEST DAWGS in the league, so I do hope you all enjoy!
I'll be busy for most the rest of today so i'll check back in l8r and hope this thread doesn't suck. Please save your trollolololing of me (or anyone @here) for another thread, as I am not hearing it today boyos.
K?
K.
So lets set the bar all the way at the literal top of the NFL with our very best dawg. Gotta get a baseline somewhere:
Khalil Mack - $100
Stats through 3 games: 13 total tackles, 4 sacks, 1 pass deflection, 1 interception, 1 TD, and THREE forced fumbles.
What needs to be said about this dawg? Would enshrining him in Canton right now be considered too early? Too late? He's not only the best LB on the Bears, he may be the best LB in the entire league. Buyers beware though, you're blowing your entire figurative load if you select this BEAST.
Danny Trevathan - $41
Stats through 3 games: 20 total tackles, 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble
Man oh man.... when you're wrong you're wrong. And I was wrong. The obvious Fox/Denver connection brought this dawg to the murda capital, and no, i didn't think getting one of the lower players on a historically great D was a good idea. He's been injured some in his stint @here, but he looks fresh2death this season and is on a roll. U buying high or selling low at $41??
Akiem Hicks - $39
Stats through 3 games: 10 total tackles, 2 sacks, 2 tackles for loss, 2 forced fumbles.
Mr. Thiccs himself, total bull in a chinese shop type player, ABSOLUTELY LOVE his playstyle. What an absolute thicccccc dawg this guy is, i mean, just look at those thighs! Holy chit, he's literally going to eat the Buccs interior ALIVE! :lmao: (bonus points for that clear jersey snag by the packers player there, but dont worry, he's still only $39!)
Eddie Goldman - $36
Stats through 3 games: 8 total tackles, 1 sack
Simply put, this guy is a big, big, BIG DAWG. Such a terrorizing force in the middle, even commanding triple teams at times! He's a perfect example of power over finesse. Who needs to spin when you could just swallow up fat bois whole? I simply will never be able to understand why it seems like @Gus is the only guy that talks about Eddie Goldman. Expect a big push in the middle from this mountain of a DAWG.
Roquan Smith - $23
Stats through 3 games: 14 total tackles, 1 sack, 1 tackle for loss
Not gonna lie, this one aint a dawg yet, but just a lil pupper. BUT, it looks like he's coming along and growing into his bootstraps. This BuxBang is more based on potential at this point, but I'm still loving me some noquan. He'll be a DAWG soon enough. #bookit
Leonard Floyd - $20
Stats through 3 games: 6 tackles, 1 pass deflected
This pup has been injured thru 3 weeks, even had a club on his hand for the first 2. It's almost cringy, but i appreciate his effort to at least take the field while dealing with a boo-boo. Hopefully he can get this season back on track quickly, because i will never understand the reasoning behind dropping a speed rusher with a limp wrist into coverage.
Bonus DAWG:
Aaron Lynch - $17
Stats through 3 games: 2 tackles, 1 sack, 1 tackle for a loss
Gotta include my guy A-A-Ron for his week 2 performance. Man, this fella really looks like he got his shit together boyos. This has "diamond in the ruff find" potential with the way this dawg is barking right now. Can't be more estatic, but he's only in a rotational roll because he's not an alphadawg... yet.
Bonus BONUS (NOT a DAWG) DAWG:
Kyle Long - $3
Stats through 3 games: 1 tackle, 4 sacks given up, 3 wins in fortnite
This guy gets honorable mention solely because he gives these DAWGS a chance to "WOW" us by getting the offense off the field so quickly. I think it would be safe to say that Mack would have AT LEAST 1 less sack if Kyle "Turnstyle" Long was blocking people like his job description states.
Reminder: this guys is making 460k per game for this performance, and that's assuming he stays healthy, which history suggests wont happen.
WHO YA GOT?
