Sick of all the dumb nickname ideas? Here you go

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The problem with Dimepiece is that's the way you refer to a hot babe. The Biscuit is a fine nickname; keep it simple.
 
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Dimepiece Mitch said:
Hello all,

First time, longtime when it comes to the message board. Not a fan of social media, I just check things out on the board since Bears news tends to hit here faster than Google.

Like many of you, it pains me to hear people force horrible nicknames on Mitch. I’ve been waiting for someone to figure out the obvious best choice, but no one has come close so I’m here to deliver the best nickname possible for #10.

THE DIME PIECE, and/or THE DIME for short. Seemed fairly obvious to me when he picked his number. Figured someone would have landed on it by now. He IS #10 right?
I feel comfortable enough in my hetero nature to mention that Mitch is a good-looking guy (whenever the hell he decides to lose the awful beard anyway)

Good, it’s settled
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Dimepiece Mitch said:
Yes, hard to believe someone would start an account to reveal a this much better name than Mako, Biscuit, Truthbisky, or whatever other dogshit attempt at a nickname I’ve seen on here.

Real deal though, new poster, not someone’s alias. I legitimately have little interest in bickering all day with a bunch of fellow Bear fans. Seriously, people are a bunch of twats on here. You’d think it was a bunch of Packer fans around here
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What an intro! Comes on to call us all morons for not getting the nick name right, then insults us for posting on the same board he devotes his attention to, then, tops it all off, by calling us Packer fans. You'll fit in nicely
 
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Awful nickname, better than Mako Mitch but way worse than Maserati Mitch
 
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I thought he was officially JUGGS. A double entendre paying homage to his mindless throwing of the football and his predilection for extra large titties.
 
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The Mitchuation
 
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Spunky Porkstacker said:
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Better than Mako
 
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Dimebag Mitch.

I think you’re onto something....
 
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well, those ints sure are dimes.

at the same time, i think you really want to call him used women panties and mitch.
 
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Dimepiece Mitch said:
Yes, hard to believe someone would start an account to reveal a this much better name than Mako, Biscuit, Truthbisky, or whatever other dogshit attempt at a nickname I’ve seen on here.

Real deal though, new poster, not someone’s alias. I legitimately have little interest in bickering all day with a bunch of fellow Bear fans. Seriously, people are a bunch of twats on here. You’d think it was a bunch of Packer fans around here
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Whether or not this is and "alt" it's actually a much better idea that the others so far. Maybe take it a bit further to "Dime Bag" as a nod to our brethren who enjoy a bit of weed from time to time. Also, I'm willing to accept that you've been a lurker and prefer not to get caught up in all the dick wagging that goes on in here.

In the end it doesn't really matter and his Mitch's teammates are the only ones who should be giving him a nickname, but something with Dime sure makes a lot of sense.
 
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Men that give other men nicknames are dicklickers
 
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Omelet "Dicklicker" Pants

I like it.
 
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