You have not been on the internet the past couple days if you haven’t seen or read a LeBron James joke. All through out the Mavericks-Heat series my facebook newsfeed was clogged full of LeBron James joking taking shots at how he doesn’t perform in the clutch, he has no rings, etc. We have compiled the best ones from around the internet for your pleasure!

LeBron James was just traded to the Florida Panthers. He should be wildly successful, since in the NHL, there are only 3 periods.

I saw LeBron before the game and I asked for $1. He gave me 75 cents. I said where’s the rest? He replied i don’t have a 4th quarter.

What’s the difference between Saturn and LeBron James? Saturn has rings.

Why did LeBron James get an automatic transmission in his Lamborghini? He’s not good in the clutch.

Why didn’t LeBron James go to college? Because he can’t pass the finals.

What does LeBron James have in common with a fabric store? Neither carries any hardware.

Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. But it only vibrates because it has no rings.

Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.

Tomorrow is Lebron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.

The haters woke up today with their same lives, just as LeBron woke up today with the same no. of championships they have.

If Lebron wanted a ring, he should have stayed in Cleveland and bought one from Terelle Pryor.

What’s the difference between Mike Tyson and Lebron? Tyson never bit off more than he could chew.





33 thoughts on “Funny LeBron James Jokes, 4th Quarter, No Ring, etc.”

  1. I just want you to know that most of these are half assed / terrible. Most of these jokes are funny if you happened to actually get them right. smh

  2. Scientists discovered a new particle, which, due to its instability, vanishes within twelve minutes. It’s called 1 LeBron.

  3. Michael Bruder

    even though im a heat fan i dont really like lebron and think that thes jokes are funny

  4. LeBron is good, but will never be MJ and all these jokes make sense. AWESOME!

    BTW I’m not a fan of LeBron.

  5. Of course the jokes are funny. If you can’t laugh at them you’re taking this way too seriously. Lebron engenders these and others (traveling jokes) because without even a smattering of truth they wouldn’t have any reference to him alone. Facts: he hasn’t won anything, he disappears in the fourth quarter, he gags under pressure, he’s a crybaby who believes he’s never committed a foul, he takes too many steps with great frequency, he’s a major flopper, but yet, he’s given star treatment by the officials. It’s no wonder these sting (and stick). Wade has proven to be untouchable by the same officials – he gets bailed out of bad shots by refs who send him to the line when no fouls have occurred. If Wade gets picked off a play, the screener gets called for a foul even if he’s been standing in one place for 18 of the 24 seconds. Watch the Youtube videos for all of this stuff.

  6. Why doesn’t the apple fall far from the tree?
    LeBron chokes in the playoffs, and his mom chokes on delonte!!

  7. I hope LeBron hits a game-winning three in game 7 of the finals just so all haters can suck a dick

  8. Lebron does suck, just because he averages more points than Kobe at games, does not mean he will get an onion ring just quit it has been too long Dallas beat u in the playoffs haahah

  9. Lebron: Kobe, I think the time is right. I’m going to propose to my fiance tonight.

    Kobe: With what?

  10. You guys should just quit it and shut up because at least Lebron made into the NBA. You haters won’t stand a chance you guys wont even make your high school team!

  11. lebron james is the 2nd best player in the game behind KD but comparing LeBron to Kobe is like comparing Kobe to MJ no challenge…

  12. Lol all lebron lovers tipical ….hay call me when he gets 6 … because wade will have 7

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