Best, Funny, Offensive, and Clever Generic Fantasy Football Team Names for 2012

Every year we publish a list of funny fantasy football team names and, usually the list includes many puns having to do with player names. You’ve heard the ones such as “Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe” and “The Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi”. Well here is a list that isn’t packed full of those player name puns! Enjoy.

While this list does not include player name puns, it does include random, possibly offensive, pop-culture references and a handful of wonderfully placed The League references.

Our other list that we linked to in the first sentence of the article has our 2012 player name puns in it. This list has more generic names. Some may be offensive…so if you get hurt feelings easily, I Suggest you stop reading.


Been following Chicago sports for many years. I have ties to Rockford, Illinois however have since been displaced in North Carolina far from Illinois. I am still an avid fan despite the geographical complications in following my teams. I am known as the internet’s #1 Rex Grossman connoisseur

14 thoughts on “Best, Funny, Offensive, and Clever Generic Fantasy Football Team Names for 2012

  • August 19, 2012 at 9:13 PM

    How do you all like my new team name.. “FREE BREASTON PLANTS”??

  • August 20, 2012 at 10:32 AM


  • August 20, 2012 at 5:25 PM

    Td’s to Luck on

  • August 25, 2012 at 12:42 PM

    Slap her with you Peterson

  • August 27, 2012 at 6:30 AM

    EAT A VICK!!

  • August 28, 2012 at 9:41 PM

    Coffee, Tea, or RGIII?

  • August 29, 2012 at 11:22 AM

    Two Mannings One Cup

  • September 6, 2012 at 12:09 AM

    Stewart Scott’s Eye in one league and my keeper league name is Captain Red Wing

  • September 7, 2012 at 7:48 AM

    That’s my Dick Jauron

  • September 7, 2012 at 2:42 PM

    Art Modead, too soon?

  • September 12, 2012 at 8:20 PM

    Big and Juicy TD’s

  • September 29, 2012 at 1:39 PM

    I found the best new site with thousands of fantasy team names for all sports including football, baseball, basketball and more. They are ranked and categorized and you can vote or submit your own. Check it out.

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  • December 4, 2012 at 3:57 AM

    Double O Tebow. Weapons is Ass Destruction.
    Golden Taint. Truck Nuts. Sandusky’s kids. Backwoods brain hangers. Waiver Order 1.

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