CoronaPocalypse is Upon Us. What survival skills will you bring to the CCS compound?

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I bring the most potent survival tool on the planet...the warrior spirit. Some will be to weak to be able to tap into it. We'll have to leave them behind.

You spearthe pigs and knife out all the bacon we are going to need.
 

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Does this place need hot sauce? Cause I do that, and I smoke meat stuffs.
lol no pellet smokers in the end times, but I can still make thirty minute ribs...
 

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It's the end of the world as we know it...


CCS has to open up a survival community. What skills can you bring to the community?



I can start fires with minimum scavenging.
I know what posion ivy looks like.
I have guns and ammunition.
I can grow stuff.
I can can what I grow.
I can work on motors.
I can hunt and fish.
I am strong like bull.
My humor will bring laughter to the masses.


The community must let me in


I am really good at making and maintaining dossiers.
 

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Oh god. You would be the first to die.
If Spartan and his little hulkafamilia make it out of this new round of vaccines alive, I say they get in.
 

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I can make a real smokers out of a shovel, the ground, some rocks and wood.
You were already in the community; no need to brag
 

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OTHERWISE KNOWN AS INTERNET STALKING
You are gonna have to learn to not be such a borderline personality disorder if you wish to join us in the apocalypse
 

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Do you know all need a musician? Someone to liven up the campfires and someone to play eye of the tiger while you build our shelter?
 

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I secretly want this to happen. I ain't gonna lie.


I want the times back where I can wake up, survive by my own means and not ha e to worry about Uncle Sam and the man.

If we are truly a free country, this should be an option.


It's like i want to be Amish but also have a cellphone and smoke weed.

I want to harvest my crop and then watch some Bears football.

I want to offer my skills to my community and receive accolades within that community.
I want to rely on like minded people within my community.

Am I alone?

Can we start a cult?
 

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Do you know all need a musician? Someone to liven up the campfires and someone to play eye of the tiger while you build our shelter?
Fucking right we do man!...

You're in
 
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Naw, fuck that I say let Ommy in.

The plan is every Saturday night we put @Ares in a pit with a baseball bat full of nails, then we throw in Ommy dressed up in a pigeon costume. Then we sit back, drink TBD's hooch, make bets, and cheer on Ares Mad Max style. If the action slows down too much we steal Rango from Urblock and throw him in the pit to liven things up.

Bread and circuses man, every functioning society requires bread and circuses...
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Do you have any skills whatsoever? Or are you really just a wealthy twat?

Wr won't need sales or negotiating.We should have enough for sustainable life and enough ammunition to take what we need from neighboring @ruprecht tribes.

What skills can you provide?
 

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