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I have misophonia. If you chew food next to me, I may be thinking about killing you. Serious. I have to walk away. This was more of a thing when having sit next to people at work before the pandemic hoax.

Also morbidly obese comcast customer service reps who repost others’ opinions about football, and then tell anyone who disagrees with he/she/it that they are dumb.

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I have misophonia. If you chew food next to me, I may be thinking about killing you. Serious. I have to walk away. This was more of a thing when having sit next to people at work before the pandemic hoax.

Also morbidly obese comcast customer service reps who repost others’ opinions about football, and then tell anyone who disagrees with he/she/it that they are dumb.

Please share.
Fat people that think they know footbaw

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Public speakerphone talkers.

If someone is near me using speakerphone in public and I am with someone, I route the conversation to something awful and speak loudly.
If I am alone, an extended coughing/throat clearing/snuffling/nose blowing will suffice.

Another is physically capable lazy fucks who park in front of the door at gas stations or coffee shops rather than an actual parking spot.
If they are even slightly overweight I will comment "you know, parking and walking can help with your obesity issue". If they are fit, I fall back on asking what their handicap is physical or mental.
 

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Impatient drivers who zoom pass you only to end up going slow. in me youngin days, id tailgate the fuck out of them hoping for a confrontation. sometimes id pass them back and go slow..
 

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Impatient drivers who zoom pass you only to end up going slow. in me youngin days, id tailgate the fuck out of them hoping for a confrontation. sometimes id pass them back and go slow..
I had the opposite this morning. Guy in front of me was probably driving 5-10 under. When I was finally able to get around him, mf'er sped up.
 

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Public speakerphone talkers.

Another is physically capable lazy fucks who park in front of the door at gas stations or coffee shops rather than an actual parking spot.
If they are even slightly overweight I will comment "you know, parking and walking can help with your obesity issue". If they are fit, I fall back on asking what their handicap is physical or mental.

Agreed.

When I was in retail we had a parking space very clearly marked, "Reserved for expecting mothers and new parents". MFers would park there all of the time. And all but once it was dudes in pick up trucks or large SUVs. The other time it was a dipshit former employee who was former for a reason.
 

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Most people trigger me. The worst are the dumb fucks trying to drive and talk on their fucking phone.
People that don’t want me to stay retired trigger me so much that I decided to go back.
 

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Holding the door open for someone and not receiving a thank you

People who don’t use their turn signal or bad drivers in general.
Friggin held the door for this lady going in to the Hacienda, actually waited a few seconds longer than normal, she didn’t even give a nod.
 

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People who chew with their mouth open/loudly.
 

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Friggin held the door for this lady going in to the Hacienda, actually waited a few seconds longer than normal, she didn’t even give a nod.
Fucken drives me nuts…especially when you wait longer than normal to hold it open for someone and they don’t even acknowledge.
 

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Texting while driving.

As dangerous as drunk driving.

Treated like its really not a big deal.
 

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It is neck and neck with me between what triggers me more:

Getting run over by a gator or fear porn
 

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Holding the door open for someone and not receiving a thank you

People who don’t use their turn signal or bad drivers in general.
What if you are like 40 feet away and someone holds the door for you?

Then you have to do that awkward like run/shuffle thingy to act like you are hurrying and you want a thanks after forcing someone to speed up?

Idk man, slippery slope
 

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People who litter

I think i've told this story before, but I watched a car drop a big gulp cup out of there car at a stop sign in my neighborhood. I got out of my car and picked it up. I was just going to take it home and throw it away, but then I decided to go for a walk after I got home to see if I could find the car. Sure enough, it was a few blocks south. I was just going to set it on the car, but they left the window down so I chucked that bitch in their window and went home.
 
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What if you are like 40 feet away and someone holds the door for you?

Then you have to do that awkward like run/shuffle thingy to act like you are hurrying and you want a thanks after forcing someone to speed up?

Idk man, slippery slope
I have never pondered this scenario. I’d say if you’re nice enough to hold the door open when they’re 40 feet away, you’re nice enough to tolerate a slow shuffle. I say take your time, do not rush, but absolutely so thank you.
 

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