ESPN: Bears to start 0-3

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According to their "simulations"

"Normally when we project out the NFL season, we provide a percentage chance of an event occurring -- it's all degrees of maybe. But there's no maybe today."

 

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They have the Fish Tank (8-8) competing with New England for the AFC east title.
 

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These are the same “experts” that have the Dolphins winning 8 games.
 

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I mean, this is the same simulation that has the Chiefs missing the playoffs, so....

Between this and the SI prediction of the Bears going 7-9, it should be clear these outlets are thirsty for clicks.
 

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Next thread will use madden 20 to predict the season :rolleyes:
 

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To show just how much ESPN hates the Bears, they have us losing to the 0-11 Lions on Thanksgiving...

Lions will probably be a lot better than 0-11 unless the team has given up on their rapist of a coach
 

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"Bears drop to 0-3: Mitchell Trubisky's QBR has taken a precipitous drop, while the Chicago defense has regressed to the mean. Both of those events were fairly expected."

Sure.

That or there are 5 GADDAMN ALLPROS on one side of the motherfuckin ball!

Plus Peyton donned a Payton jersey and became a superfan, the Gods are on our side.
 

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Just a day or so ago, ESPN was going through the Packers schedule and it said they had a 35% chance to win... meaning the Bears had a 65% chance to win.

That was the computers.
 

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