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    Velus Jones future

    Get Khalil Herbert out there to try to prove some value to this team to me
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    OT: It’s time to talk about Penix

    I am a big fan of the Bo Nix and Sean Payton marriage. It can work if they give it time, but still gonna be tough to get out of the enormous shadow of Reid & Mahomes... (Quite literal in Reid's case) I don't know what Atlanta was thinking, but I am very grateful they left the Bears newest...
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    Velus Jones future

    Camp cut #Bookit
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    Poles not divulging the No. 1 pick name

    Fear not...the news just broke!
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    Official- In Draft Thread

    Big Cat is #allin
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    Is everyone ready for whenever the Baers are drafting the first Gay qb??

    Fake News. The Rams drafted the first gay QB when they took Jared Goff, then traded him to Detroit after a lot of embarrassment over some "adult theater" in West Hollywood. Feel free to DM our resident Lions fans for more info!
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    Kendrick Lamar -vs- J. Cole and Drake Beef

    I am still in awe that a Canadian emo rapper sold that many albums. WTF is wrong with you 21st century???
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    Kendrick Lamar -vs- J. Cole and Drake Beef

    Yeah but he's Canadian so it's impossible to take any threats of violence seriously.
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    Official- In Draft Thread

    Yeah I keep thinking if they trade up for a WR, it would be Nabers. Getting him at 9 would have me seriously questioning my reality in the most delightfully wonderful ways.
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    Penei Sewell (OFFICIAL LANCE STONE THREAD OF THE YEAR WINNER)

    I believe I stuck to worst thread, which I gave to myself for that lame reboot of an old tradition. Too many stupid posts to log for that one. It literally changes daily.
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    70 Hours Out: Are You Holding Out? FTO/No run and shoot

    Won't matter when Poles trades all his picks left to move up for Nabers. Gonna be the quickest draft in Chicago Bears history!
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    Are there any Haul Holdouts?

    Yeah I missed that...my apologies..... That was me and I don't ban anyone but spam bots and Packers fans, so you know it was serious. We let a ton slide here, but literal threats, even if factitious, is too out of bounds not to throw the penalty flag on you, Phillip.
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    Are there any Haul Holdouts?

    Dreams of da HAUL died with the Fields trade and cremated with the Allen trade. Now I am all in on making the next QB, THE QB. I am even warming to the idea of trading the few picks they have left to get the best WR in this draft too. Quick one two punch and out. Then go nuts with the UDFAs...
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    Worst Beer you've ever drank

    Budweiser gave me diarrhea, Bud Light gave me slightly less diarrhea and Busch just made me fart a lot...although I feared diarrhea with every wind passed. Not so much the worst tasting beers, but the worst effects beer had on me. I just stuck to Miller until all these microbrews started...
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    Sweaty Teddy Back Behind da Books 4 da Bearz

    Warren gets his man that will do all the math he wouldn't do if you paid him, despite the Bears literally doing just that.
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