2019-2020 Season IGT

Crystallas

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Start things off with their own thread, then likely move to a regular season game thread.

Poing Guard

Tomas Satoransky

Shooting Guard

Zach LaVine

Small Forward

Otto Porter Jr.

Power Forward

Lauri Markkanen

Center

Wendell Carter Jr.
 

Raskolnikov

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Thank you for not calling him Lead Guard.

Fucking Boils thinking he is inventing positions. pinch me when its over.
 

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Thank you for not calling him Lead Guard.

Fucking Boils thinking he is inventing positions. pinch me when its over.
So what? Crystallas creating the term poing guard is ok? :shifty:

Just sad. I like Archie and the real point guard game he could bring unless Zach brings the ball up and archie goes and stands in the corner, but to give him 3 years and 9 million to be a tough practice partner was kind of steep. Who else was even gonna offer him a million a year? Between him and Fellacio, thats 11 million as your 11th and 12th men on the bench. Guess it was just a reason to find the cap floor.
 

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Sorry bros. It's called the Primary Dribbler. Guards rarely guard anymore.
 

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can we agree if this team sucks bad somebody needs to be fired, probably Garpax AND Boylen is fair. start over.
 

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Welcome to 2008? Pax wore out his welcome a long time ago. The problem is, at this point he's the only person that can properly wire up Jerry's tackle the way he likes it, and Gar is the only guy who knows how to keep Jerry edged with his elite gumming abilities.
 

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New motto for this team. "Just don't suck."
That requires beating this Charlotte team. This is a team the Bulls are facing in opener that only a sucky team can lose to. No more Kemba Walker...the head of the snake is off and this is a weak team content to rebuild through the draft. Jordan seems to have washed his hands of the situation the best he can, but the ship is still reeling.

The big advantage the Bulls have here is this might be the only week they are healthy. ahahahahahahahaha. Opponents are not used to seeing a healthy Bulls team. 8 or 9 healthy quality guys gives actual depth for at least a game, and 11 or 12 who are useful. Yeahhhhh.

The east is wide open. Anything from a 3 to a 9 seed would not surprise me for this squad.
 

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That requires beating this Charlotte team. This is a team the Bulls are facing in opener that only a sucky team can lose to. No more Kemba Walker...the head of the snake is off and this is a weak team content to rebuild through the draft. Jordan seems to have washed his hands of the situation the best he can, but the ship is still reeling.

The big advantage the Bulls have here is this might be the only week they are healthy. ahahahahahahahaha. Opponents are not used to seeing a healthy Bulls team. 8 or 9 healthy quality guys gives actual depth for at least a game, and 11 or 12 who are useful. Yeahhhhh.

The east is wide open. Anything from a 3 to a 9 seed would not surprise me for this squad.
Beat Charlotte and Memphis, please.
 

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can we agree if this team sucks bad somebody needs to be fired, probably Garpax AND Boylen is fair. start over.
Those guys will be running the Bulls long after the ocean level rises and drowns us all in boiling water.

Which definitely bodes well for the Bulls.
 

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Some height changes, since the NBA is now making it mandatory for teams to record a player's actual height

Wendell Carter 6'9 (was listed at 6'10)
Zach LaVine 6'6 (was at 6'5)
Kris Dunn 6'3 (was 6'4)
Daniel Gafford 6'10 (was 6'11)
Denzel Valentine 6'4 (was 6'6)
Coby White 6'4 (was 6'5)
Luke Kornet 7'2 (was 7'1)
Lauri Markannen 7'0 (was 7'1)
Shaq Harrison 6'7 (was 6'4)
 

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Some height changes, since the NBA is now making it mandatory for teams to record a player's actual height

Wendell Carter 6'9 (was listed at 6'10)
Zach LaVine 6'6 (was at 6'5)
Kris Dunn 6'3 (was 6'4)
Daniel Gafford 6'10 (was 6'11)
Denzel Valentine 6'4 (was 6'6)
Coby White 6'4 (was 6'5)
Luke Kornet 7'2 (was 7'1)
Lauri Markannen 7'0 (was 7'1)
Shaq Harrison 6'7 (was 6'4)
How the heck did Shaq Harrison grow 3 inches lol
 

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I think the Bulls are a playoff team if healthy. Not a top 4 seed, but the East is weak. They will get bounced early in playoffs and repeat.

They should be better to watch this year though.
 

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After 20 minutes my initial observation is... optimism is all gone, and the Bulls would have a decent year in a power 5 conference.

By years end probably it will be clear Markenen is the only untouchable, and who am I kidding, probably the only one they trade.
 

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Coby White has zero basketball sense whatsoever. Launching 3's his first 5 minutes in the NBA. 0-3...mercy foul.

Is this dude going to average a 3-pointer per minute in his NBA career? Time will tell.

Carter looks exhausted by a long NBA career and ready to retire and play Twitch sword fights with Kyle Long.

Archiediacano I'd like a cage match with, just to demonstrate the level of athlete we are witnessing on an NBA roster.

Basically they look like a bad fucking joke being run by a Turkish brothel owner. I don't know what to think. I want to go on, but the Bulls are a torment to caring. Why sentence oneself to this punishment? Come back in 3-5 years?
 
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