Anyone ever been to Cabo San Lucas?

[DC]

I won a trip via work with the Wifey. Weve got 4 nights at the "Secrets" resort all inclusive. Anyone ever been to one of those? Anyone ever done some fun, local stuff or attractions?

 

[KoreanBear]

You should check out trip advisor. Mountain of info there. Just search your hotel.

 

[number51]

Get out of the resort, rub shoulders with the locals. Put on a red MAGA cap and hit a dive bar late at night and flash some cash. The folks down there love that shit!

I had to go green, I know DeepChicago knows BS, but what if some derp actually did that?

 

[DrGonzo]

We really enjoyed Puerto Vallarta but I know that's no help.

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[DC]

I already told my wife im peeing in the ocean and fighting three cops. Why three? Arent they all like four feet tall?

 

[number51]

I already told my wife im peeing in the ocean and fighting three cops. Why three? Arent they all like four feet tall?

I've peed in 2 oceans, this guy http://www.chicitysports.com/forum/member.php/6322-SERE-Bear has peed in I think like 27 different oceans, there are a bunch of oceans us regulars don't know about.

I looked it up. 3 Mexican cops = 0.8 Woodfield security guards. Unless those cops are on the cartel payroll, in which case run, cause those fuckers would just assume kill you as look at you.

So, have fun!

 

[HeHateMe]

My real biological paternal father spent several years in "the cabo" but did not intend to when he chose it as a "working vacation" destination as a personal self defense weapon salesman. He described many things that I would not want to post here as they were absolutely and utterly filthy things that the people do down there in the middle of the night at taverns or houses of prostitution with animals and gambling and all sorts of disgusting perversions. He did stay over a year in a jail village and learned survival skills I would not ever wish on my worst haters and neigh-sayers and internet stalkers or even my room-mates ex girlfriends family. He is a big Sammy Hagar fan and did get to meet him while down there but cabo San luchas is not just tequila and "fast ladyfolks" and rocking guitar solos.

 

[truthbedamned]

My real biological paternal father spent several years in "the cabo" but did not intend to when he chose it as a "working vacation" destination as a personal self defense weapon salesman. He described many things that I would not want to post here as they were absolutely and utterly filthy things that the people do down there in the middle of the night at taverns or houses of prostitution with animals and gambling and all sorts of disgusting perversions. He did stay over a year in a jail village and learned survival skills I would not ever wish on my worst haters and neigh-sayers and internet stalkers or even my room-mates ex girlfriends family. He is a big Sammy Hagar fan and did get to meet him while down there but cabo San luchas is not just tequila and "fast ladyfolks" and rocking guitar solos.

I think your father ended up in Tijuana and just thought he was in Cabo.

 

[AussieBear]

I already told my wife im peeing in the ocean and fighting three cops. Why three? Arent they all like four feet tall?

from me point of view... pissing in outdoors spaces is highly recommended.. mark your territory everywhere u go.. just be careful in taipei.. saw a cop writing up the incident and his buddy tried to follow me.. but i lost him in the darkness.. drunk happens

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

from me point of view... pissing in outdoors spaces is highly recommended.. mark your territory everywhere u go.. just be careful in taipei.. saw a cop writing up the incident and his buddy tried to follow me.. but i lost him in the darkness.. drunk happens

Also, be wary of pissing on bourbon street in New Orleans. You can be absolutely shithoused, but breaking the seal out there is a no-no. Friend of mine nearly spent the night in jail for that stunt.

 

[Burque]

I won a trip via work with the Wifey. Weve got 4 nights at the "Secrets" resort all inclusive. Anyone ever been to one of those? Anyone ever done some fun, local stuff or attractions?

Stay in the resort, lay on the beach, eat and drink a metric fuck ton and have lots of wild sex with each other, and others others if your into that sort of thing.

4 nights is not enough time to get excited about roaming around outside the resort. So spend the limited time you have relaxing and decompressing as much as possible.

I am sure there will be resort sponsored activities, and if you feel like it go for it, but again those days will fly by so make sure to get some maxin and relaxin time.

 

[SERE Bear]

I've peed in 2 oceans, this guy http://www.chicitysports.com/forum/member.php/6322-SERE-Bear has peed in I think like 27 different oceans, there are a bunch of oceans us regulars don't know about.

:dunno: I will try to add a few more to the list in 2018!

 

[Treehorn]

I won a trip via work with the Wifey. Weve got 4 nights at the "Secrets" resort all inclusive. Anyone ever been to one of those? Anyone ever done some fun, local stuff or attractions?

Cabo is really cool, but, it's still Mexico. Be careful and stay in the resort or a scheduled taxi directly to your excursion. I live in Socal so its a short flight and I usually go once a year. Secrets is pretty nice from what I hear. The all-inclusive shit is so nice, eat and drink up a storm. One excursion I'd recommend is to do some fishing. Cabo has world class tuna, marlin, wahoo fishing depending on what time of the year you go. Don't spend a ton for a boat, panga's are just fine and much cheaper.