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jared allen sucks
Go back and look at how many games Peppers had last year with 1 tackle or less... i did the hw a while back, but don't feel like doing it again. It was atleast 4 games.
He's an upgrade.
Remember that hilarious article from Deadspin about why your team sucks. This little tidbit echoed in my head the entire game Sunday:
and replaced him with Jared Allen. I am a Vikings fan, and so it hurts me to know that Jared Allen is gone. However, I also know that everyone DESPISES Allen's lasso sack dance, and that analysts will stumble over themselves to give Allen a rimjob anytime he runs 40 yards down the field to tackle a ballcarrier that got free because he failed to keep contain in the first place.
Allen failed miserably on Sunday at playing his assignment. I expect more from a veteran and would rather sign Alex Brown off the scrap heap and then rotate in Willie Young on third down than watch a $10-million a year vet fuck up fundamental football my pee wee team has already mastered.
Comparing pewee football to the NFL, makes complete sense! Do you start little lazy fat kids who like eating at McDonalds and Taco Bell? Someone similar to JaMarcus Webb?
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Remember that hilarious article from Deadspin about why your team sucks. This little tidbit echoed in my head the entire game Sunday:
and replaced him with Jared Allen. I am a Vikings fan, and so it hurts me to know that Jared Allen is gone. However, I also know that everyone DESPISES Allen's lasso sack dance, and that analysts will stumble over themselves to give Allen a rimjob anytime he runs 40 yards down the field to tackle a ballcarrier that got free because he failed to keep contain in the first place.
Allen failed miserably on Sunday at playing his assignment. I expect more from a veteran and would rather sign Alex Brown off the scrap heap and then rotate in Willie Young on third down than watch a $10-million a year vet fuck up fundamental football my pee wee team has already mastered.