Craziest thing you have ever done.

number51

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Do you even understand that no one here believes anything you post? It seems like you are the only one that doesn't understand this fact.
He really doesn't understand this obvious fact, this pathetic creature thinks people believe his lies. Tragic.
 

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SINCE YOU ASKED:

From 1989 till 1999 I was the Global Sales Manager to one of my companies largest accounts. My company was the largest electronics company in the world.

I grew the business with this account from $1m/year to $40m/year. This gave me the freedom to do what ever I wanted. My General Manager said do whatever you think is right and spend whatever you think is necessary on anything. This customer loved to do 2 things: golf and go to strip joints. They were members of a private club in their town. So, I would travel with them where they travelled and they were on the road a few weeks a month. When we travelled we would golf and I was instructed to pay for it. We played places like Pebble Beach, Pinehurst and the most exclusive course in the world Cypress Point. I paid the bill. I often spent $2k per day. We played Pebble Beach so often we got sick of it

They also wanted to go to strip joints and we went the the best places in America: Austin, Dallas, Pheonix, SF, Toronto, Detroit, Nashville etc. I was instructed to pay for everything so it wasnt unusual for me to have $6K of 20 dollar bills in my pocket. Personally, i was bored with the strippers in 5 minutes.

They were also Cubs fans so I would rent a rooftop or skybox and bus them to wrigley. Sometimes I would host their entire sales staff of 100 at my private country club for golf and huge party. I once hired hall of fame golfer, Curtis Strange to attend my outing. Cost $40K for one afternoon of his time

The commissions were unbelievable and I had a staff of 9 people on my team to do the dirty work and I created the ideas and managed the customer. Eventually I got bored and many of the customers retired so I moved on to managing another monster airline account in Chicago where I creaed the largest IT deal in the world ($750M) in 2005

So that was my craziest thing
Even if true (lol), so sad that you think that’s impressive. Nothing is more sad than a boring lie-brag.
 

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I'm never telling a story about getting accidentally roofied ever again because of that dicklord.
I will not accept that Willy Loman has ever had any impact on your story telling. He is an aberration, not just on CCS, but on planet Earth, his racist lies should have no impact on your real memories.

Everyone, your memories are real, Ommy's bullshit is not real, it is all 100% lies, no different than the altered weather map by his hero.
 

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With only a one week sailing course for experience I bought a sailboat and sailed 2200 miles.
Similar, with only a single ride tutorial by a brother who had only ridden dirt bikes (which don't shift into neutral), I road a motorcycle I bought on ebay 1200 miles through the snow and rain. My tailbone hurt for a month.

That might crack Rask's top 10, but I don't want to scare the children...lets stop there.
 

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when I was 19 I was offered a threesome with a bi chick and a lesbian. They were both hot, But they were in their 20s and I was freaked out and didn't do it like a dumb ass.
That is terrible. It was awkward but fun. We all were at terms with not being porn stars.
So you thought you wouldnt be able to hang? or perform?
I will say the more alcohol or pot the better. takes the inhibitions away.
 

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I went to college (D3) football practice on acid once. My firs time ever on astro turf because the time had just changed to daylight savings and we were using a larger's schools lighted field. I was on the practice squad, 3 tech, and I blew up a play in the backfield and nailed my buddy who knew I was on acid. That was fun. I went on to win Scout Team Player of the Year, aka king of the scrubs award, and never played football again.
 

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I went to college (D3) football practice on acid once. My firs time ever on astro turf because the time had just changed to daylight savings and we were using a larger's schools lighted field. I was on the practice squad, 3 tech, and I blew up a play in the backfield and nailed my buddy who knew I was on acid. That was fun. I went on to win Scout Team Player of the Year, aka king of the scrubs award, and never played football again.
Must have been some weak shit. The few times I dabbled in that stuff, everyone would have known I was on something. Did you survive the whole practice?
 

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Must have been some weak shit. The few times I dabbled in that stuff, everyone would have known I was on something. Did you survive the whole practice?
Nah it was legit, I was just pretty seasoned by that point. I started off really shaky, almost fell over in a drill, got yelled at a few times. But I settled into it by scrimmage time and actually played pretty well. I felt like I was perceiving the OL's weight distribution really well presnap.
 

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I went to college (D3) football practice on acid once. My firs time ever on astro turf because the time had just changed to daylight savings and we were using a larger's schools lighted field. I was on the practice squad, 3 tech, and I blew up a play in the backfield and nailed my buddy who knew I was on acid. That was fun. I went on to win Scout Team Player of the Year, aka king of the scrubs award, and never played football again.
But did you once score four touchdowns in a single game?
 
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