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botfly10

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That is terrible. It was awkward but fun. We all were at terms with not being porn stars.
So you thought you wouldnt be able to hang? or perform?
I will say the more alcohol or pot the better. takes the inhibitions away.
Well, it was 20 years ago or some shit, not some big regret. I only remembered cause your story. I got up to enough shenanigans in the years after that its no biggie.

But at the time, I was fresh outta high school working in a restaurant and they worked in the front of the house. They were in their 20s and hung out in bars and shit. And they were hot and totally uninhibited. Was a new scene for me. Totally outside my social experience.

I didn't even think they were serious until later when a friend told me he'd heard them talking about fucking me. I was just an awkward teenager and had no clue about how to respond. But I got to do the college sex maniac thing later in life so no regrets.
 

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Yeah, I'm going to need to hear this one.

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Context: I had little to no game in high school and in my first two years of college. Sad and tough times pulling in anything at all, let alone quality ladies, I figured shit out my junior year and have far, far outkicked my coverage ever since. My wife was a cheerleader at UW Madison and can still fit into her outfit, I acknowledge that I’m extremely lucky. But as mentioned, that wasn’t always the case by any stretch.

I was the only one in my high school that banged both Ellen the Crawler and also She-Bear. They were both barely above the retard-threshold and each one uniquely hideous physically. It was like sticking your dick into Chernobyl. And freshmen year of college I was banging a really fat chick (my only legit pig) and she started crying during the 3-minute session. She actually asked me if someone had dared me to fuck her and/or whether I was competing in a sanctioned frat pig-hunt. I finished and ran away.

I try, try, try to erase these shameful memories but they are indelibly etched into my hall of shame. So, in summary, no technical retard banging for me but I like to believe I had the equivalent thereof.
 

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Hey Dicklickers, I wanted to give you an update on my brilliant 7 year old granddaughter and the national robotics competition being held today in Santa Clara, California. She was one of 28 regional teams nationwide to qualify.

This is the same girl that just passed the state's high school proficiency test for Spanish, has been part of the Northwestern University gifted children's program (Chemistry and Math) since she was 4, won the local toastmaster's Public Speaking contest for children.

Anyway they competed over the last 2 days and you will be happy to know that her and her partner came in 5th place out of 31. Not bad considering this is her first year and most of the kids had competed before and are 10 years old.

Just thought you wanted to know how this turned out
 

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Hey Dicklickers, I wanted to give you an update on my brilliant 7 year old granddaughter and the national robotics competition being held today in Santa Clara, California. She was one of 28 regional teams nationwide to qualify.

This is the same girl that just passed the state's high school proficiency test for Spanish, has been part of the Northwestern University gifted children's program (Chemistry and Math) since she was 4, won the local toastmaster's Public Speaking contest for children.

Anyway they competed over the last 2 days and you will be happy to know that her and her partner came in 5th place out of 31. Not bad considering this is her first year and most of the kids had competed before and are 10 years old.

Just thought you wanted to know how this turned out
Congrats, that's really something to be proud of .
 

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Hey Dicklickers, I wanted to give you an update on my brilliant 7 year old granddaughter and the national robotics competition being held today in Santa Clara, California. She was one of 28 regional teams nationwide to qualify.

This is the same girl that just passed the state's high school proficiency test for Spanish, has been part of the Northwestern University gifted children's program (Chemistry and Math) since she was 4, won the local toastmaster's Public Speaking contest for children.

Anyway they competed over the last 2 days and you will be happy to know that her and her partner came in 5th place out of 31. Not bad considering this is her first year and most of the kids had competed before and are 10 years old.

Just thought you wanted to know how this turned out
Only @Fatman LOU believes you, no one else you racist piece of shit. I thought LOU had better judgement.
 

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I scored 75 points in a shortened intramural basketball game....DRUNK OFF MY ASS...literally blind drunk because it was the night of the superbowl!! I was so blind, (combination of booze and running around) every time they passed to me I couldn't see well enough to pass safely to anyone else, so I would just shoot and it kept going in.

I was fucking fired up coming into it, because at my high school there was this huge hate war between soccer and football, and this was in college, but for me it didn't matter, this was the football off-season and the College football teams basketball squad.

So in addition to having to shoot every shot and go full Kobe with no passing, I ran circles around the heavy lineman and stuff and had a height/speed advantage. Wore my high soccer socks to the knees and absolutely reeked of alcohol on a dry campus, my RA was on my team and when I told the team at halftime not to pass to me because I couldn't see, and was drunk...he said "we know, we can smell it, but you have the hot hand, just keep shooting."

We were up like 30 in the first quarter as the lanky tall ass gangly drunk long haired mother fucker with hate in his heart for them they didn't even understand...and I think I scored like 35 of our first 40 points, lots of put backs and offensive rebounds. Just absolutely brought a shit storm on them in every way and it was 40-5 or something in the first quarter.

Won one for soccer players. They rallied a comeback because they were better athletes than us, and that forced me to tack on 20 more late to finish them. Best game I ever played...a little ron artest for ya...falling down drunk balling out.

It was a good thing too, because my RA felt obligated to let it slide after that performance.
 

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Congrats, that's really something to be proud of .
Thanks, she is really something special. She is all about learning and experiencing new things. She doesn't like dolls or tv unless it's in Spanish. We were having lunch and the subject of metamorphosis came up. So, now it's getting a little loud and we are both waggling our fingers at each other trying to make a point and she's just 7
 

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Context: I had little to no game in high school and in my first two years of college. Sad and tough times pulling in anything at all, let alone quality ladies, I figured shit out my junior year and have far, far outkicked my coverage ever since. My wife was a cheerleader at UW Madison and can still fit into her outfit, I acknowledge that I’m extremely lucky. But as mentioned, that wasn’t always the case by any stretch.

I was the only one in my high school that banged both Ellen the Crawler and also She-Bear. They were both barely above the retard-threshold and each one uniquely hideous physically. It was like sticking your dick into Chernobyl. And freshmen year of college I was banging a really fat chick (my only legit pig) and she started crying during the 3-minute session. She actually asked me if someone had dared me to fuck her and/or whether I was competing in a sanctioned frat pig-hunt. I finished and ran away.

I try, try, try to erase these shameful memories but they are indelibly etched into my hall of shame. So, in summary, no technical retard banging for me but I like to believe I had the equivalent thereof.
i think this is the most fucked up post i ever read on here
 

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Context: I had little to no game in high school and in my first two years of college. Sad and tough times pulling in anything at all, let alone quality ladies, I figured shit out my junior year and have far, far outkicked my coverage ever since. My wife was a cheerleader at UW Madison and can still fit into her outfit, I acknowledge that I’m extremely lucky. But as mentioned, that wasn’t always the case by any stretch.

I was the only one in my high school that banged both Ellen the Crawler and also She-Bear. They were both barely above the retard-threshold and each one uniquely hideous physically. It was like sticking your dick into Chernobyl. And freshmen year of college I was banging a really fat chick (my only legit pig) and she started crying during the 3-minute session. She actually asked me if someone had dared me to fuck her and/or whether I was competing in a sanctioned frat pig-hunt. I finished and ran away.

I try, try, try to erase these shameful memories but they are indelibly etched into my hall of shame. So, in summary, no technical retard banging for me but I like to believe I had the equivalent thereof.
Can you please elaborate on why that one was called she-bear? I think I've got the right idea, but, I doubt my mind is doing it enough justice.
 
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