Cutler Excuses Thread

[SouthSida773]

Just thought we would need one. I'll start it off..

He's rusty and the wind is blowing too hard

 

[ShiftyDevil]

He's doing it just to troll the kids that get so mad so easy.

 

[Flacco4Prez]

It's too dark under the shadow of Josh McCown

 

[Grizz]

He slept on his arm weird last night.

 

[Ruff Ruff]

Those damn browns dont have to catch every ball he throws. they are intentionally trying to make cutler look bad

 

[Spitta Andretti]

At least his interceptions are real and not almost INTs

 

[Teddy KGB]

Brandon Marshall told Jay he grew 4 inches last night.

 

[BEARSWAGGER]

He was up all night having an orgy with all your mothers- Give it up already guys, topic is beat to death

 

[Tjodalv]

Those damn browns dont have to catch every ball he throws. they are intentionally trying to make cutler look bad

Yep, Denard Robinson would be having a much better game.

 

[Recsq]

He can only see Marshall when he drops back to pass

 

[policeman]

He totally forgot today was Sunday

 

[KittiesKorner]

As is already obvious in this thread, the resident cutler trolls are already furiously rubbing em out in anticipation of a banner week of posting

 

[policeman]

furiously rubbing em out

I'm afraid I am not familar with that term.

 

[Woods]

disliked for being an idiot.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I'm afraid I am not familar with that term.

It means they are diddling themselves

 

[mecha]

um.. gravity. yeah.

 

[roadwarrior_joe]

This game was lost the moment cutler stepped on the field.

 

[Alterego]

Jay had terrible body language when throwing the ball

 

[Calabis]

The one I actually heard...Marshall needs to quit batting the ball in the air.

 

[modo]

#ThatWasAllAlson