Do You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

[TL1961]

This reminds me of a story. I'll be brief, so that Grimson can get to the end.

I cut lawns during the summer in high school, and this one townhouse complex we did, people would literally open their living room window and chuck shit out onto the lawns. I was doing the line trimming one day, and in front of one unit, in the back corner of the complex. I wrote in 6 foot letters PIGS in the lawn.

I went back after doing the rounds to mark it out before my boss got there on the riding mower. I was too late, and saw he had mowed a rectangle around PIGS.

This never happened!

 

[TL1961]

Obvi doing an exercise doesn't take an entire minute usually unless I'm doing some planks or abdominal exercise so there is a buffer zone built in to get some h2o. Heck, it's like I'm talking to adam shaheen

No. You are changing your story.
You said you took a break to get a drink. Now you are pretending otherwise.
You were wrong. Let it go.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

No. You are changing your story.
You said you took a break to get a drink. Now you are pretending otherwise.
You were wrong. Let it go.

How often do you workout at a gym?

 

[TL1961]

How often do you workout at a gym?

Great response!

"I was caught changing my story, so I will go all testosterone and challenge someone on an internet message board."

It doesn't matter a bit. I simply pointed out that you changed your story.

Changing the story is one thing. but if you're going to play "Internet tough guy", that is really sad.

 

[HeHateMe]

Great response!

"I was caught changing my story, so I will go all testosterone and challenge someone on an internet message board."

It doesn't matter a bit. I simply pointed out that you changed your story.

Changing the story is one thing. but if you're going to play "Internet tough guy", that is really sad.

You sound like a guy who needs to lift.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Imagine literally paying money to exercise lmfao.

 

[HeHateMe]

Imagine literally paying money to exercise lmfao.

My work benefits pay for my whole fam membership

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

My work benefits pay for my whole fam membership

Thank are u such a lanky janky little manlet hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

 

[BearDen]

Thank are u such a lanky janky little manlet hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Literally whatst?

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Literally whatst?

I SAW HIM TRYING TO SNAP A FOOTBALL THROUGH A CLOWNHOLE ON MONDAY NIGHT AFTER BDUBS.... IF HE ADDED MORE BEEF HED BE MORE ACCURATE

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Great response!

"I was caught changing my story, so I will go all testosterone and challenge someone on an internet message board."

It doesn't matter a bit. I simply pointed out that you changed your story.

Changing the story is one thing. but if you're going to play "Internet tough guy", that is really sad.

You are taking this all very seriously. I hope your day gets better.

Thank you

 

[ZOMBIE@CTESPN]

Literally whatst?

I haven’t seen someone use manlet in awhile lol

It’s a person 5’10” or lower that is built. Add that in with Napoleon complex and you see why there are jokes about Manlets lol

 

[HeHateMe]

I haven’t seen someone use manlet in awhile lol

It’s a person 5’10” or lower that is built. Add that in with Napoleon complex and you see why there are jokes about Manlets lol

I'm 5'10.875" tho and have zero rage so JOKES ON THAT OTHER GUY

 

[CRM 114]

You are taking this all very seriously. I hope your day gets better.

Thank you

I mean, you’re the one whining about someone stealing something that wasn’t your’s in the first place.

 

[KittiesKorner]

I mean, you’re the one whining about someone stealing something that wasn’t your’s in the first place.

*yours

 

[MDB111™]

Dudes that think their Hondas sound great with those cherry bomb tips.
Your shit sounds terrible man! Like not good at all!. if this is you, rethink life bro.

 

[MDB111™]

Zippering...
If you are on a motherfucking road or highway and there is motherfucking 4 lanes or 3 lanes going down to 3 lanes or 2 lanes, you ride that shit until the motherfucking very end and at that point each car zippers one after the motherfucking other like a god damed clock made from Jesus and Allah and signed off by Buddah and Sheeva!
If you are the cock sucker that sees the merge sign and brakes like @Warden of the Northeast at a fucking celebrity panty sale and merges too soon, FUCK YOU.
go with the motherfucking flow of traffic you Twat! Fuck you.

 

[number51]

brakes like @Warden of the Northeast at a fucking celebrity panty sale

?

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Zippering...
If you are on a motherfucking road or highway and there is motherfucking 4 lanes or 3 lanes going down to 3 lanes or 2 lanes, you ride that shit until the motherfucking very end and at that point each car zippers one after the motherfucking other like a god damed clock made from Jesus and Allah and signed off by Buddah and Sheeva!
If you are the cock sucker that sees the merge sign and brakes like @Warden of the Northeast at a fucking celebrity panty sale and merges too soon, FUCK YOU.
go with the motherfucking flow of traffic you Twat! Fuck you.

Or how about the asshat that gets in the lane to block anyone that has the intention to zipper.

 

[Leomaz]

Freakin running backs who run out of bounds when you want the clock to keep running