Haiku Mitch

[DC]

Instead of pounding your fingers all over dead threads, come here and let your frustrations flow from your fingers in the form of Japanese Haiku.

Dreamed and waited on
Soul crushed and hopes dashed for now
Hibernation comes

Overthrow my heart
Soar past ashes of failed 'backs
Change is for the dead

Hollow promises
In Kool-Aid you drink heavy
Fool me twice, shame shame

 

[Latta's Catch]

Every Haiku should have
'Too much booty in the pants'
As its middle line

 

[SD Bears]

How about limericks instead:

There once was a man named Mitch
Who often threw balls in the ditch
Pace thought he was great
But he only drew hate
From the fans who think he's a bitch